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Old 11-16-2018, 10:04 PM   #70376
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were they running to or from the sirens?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:05 PM   #70377
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Did they know what they were doing?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:07 PM   #70378
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did they appear to have a plan?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:08 PM   #70379
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:09 PM   #70380
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What was the big hurry?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:12 PM   #70381
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Didn't someone have poison oak?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:15 PM   #70382
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Is that what the rash was from? GASP
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:16 PM   #70383
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OMG did you get it?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:18 PM   #70384
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NO, but did you see they way they were scratching?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:19 PM   #70385
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Yes! Did you hear the shrieking?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:20 PM   #70386
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Arent they really the weaker sex?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:22 PM   #70388
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Did they carry signs?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:22 PM   #70389
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Can they be counted on?
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:36 PM   #70390
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:43 PM   #70391
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How much do those things go for these days?
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:46 PM   #70392
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Is there a going rate on them?
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Old 11-17-2018, 12:31 AM   #70393
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Does anyone still use them?
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Old 11-17-2018, 12:33 AM   #70394
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What would they use them for anyway?
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Old 11-17-2018, 12:37 AM   #70395
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Isn't it to count on when you run out of fingers and toes?
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Old 11-17-2018, 12:41 AM   #70396
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Is someone cutting off my fingers and toes?!
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Old 11-17-2018, 12:47 AM   #70397
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Aren't they beads that slide around on a string?
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Couldn't that also be called a necklace?
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Old 11-17-2018, 08:12 AM   #70399
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Does it sparkle and shine in the sun?
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Old 11-17-2018, 01:58 PM   #70400
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