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Old 11-03-2018, 07:15 PM   #7876
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Oh Rose, I love you
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Old 11-03-2018, 10:38 PM   #7877
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I dont know, the normal taste is pretty damn good now!
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Old 11-03-2018, 10:50 PM   #7878
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Absolutely brilliant!
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Old 11-04-2018, 10:54 AM   #7879
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She complemented my cooking :
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Old 11-12-2018, 10:04 PM   #7880
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Big hugs from a friend. Thanks!
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Old 11-12-2018, 11:00 PM   #7881
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It is if you allow it to be...just my two cents
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Old 11-12-2018, 11:06 PM   #7882
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I guess that leaves me out

Silly man... I'd never leave you out
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Old 11-13-2018, 02:59 AM   #7883
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You know how to turn me on, lover boy
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Old 11-13-2018, 03:21 AM   #7884
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Almost perfect as always
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Old 11-13-2018, 12:51 PM   #7885
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"Great Answer".

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Old 11-13-2018, 01:21 PM   #7886
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:37 AM   #7887
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"Great thread bump..."
You're welcome hikergeek.
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Old 11-18-2018, 11:58 AM   #7888
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Oh sweetheart, you are the cutest - she always gives me a too
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Old 11-19-2018, 01:35 AM   #7889
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It was blank.. But given from a friend I never get to talk to anymore
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Old 11-19-2018, 03:14 AM   #7890
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That vodka before breakfast really works for you!
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Old 11-19-2018, 02:48 PM   #7891
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"I would burn the skin around your neck with hot splatters, then rub my slick tip across your lips."

Wowed me... a guy with an afterburner for his cream…
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Old 11-19-2018, 03:12 PM   #7892
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That trip is getting closer!
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Old 11-19-2018, 03:15 PM   #7893
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Man, people write some crazy stuff around here.
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Old 11-29-2018, 06:17 PM   #7894
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Did he promise you, too?
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Old 11-29-2018, 06:33 PM   #7895
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Lol
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Old 11-29-2018, 06:34 PM   #7896
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Tough to make a choice, isn't it?
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Old 12-01-2018, 08:15 PM   #7897
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Ok....I un-blanked it for you..now doesn't that look better, Scoob




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Old 12-02-2018, 12:02 AM   #7898
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Tus Tetitas?
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Old 12-02-2018, 10:32 AM   #7899
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I needed a good laugh
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Old 12-03-2018, 12:17 PM   #7900
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I hope you get to feeling better.
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