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Old 10-21-2018, 09:54 PM   #51
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Old 10-21-2018, 10:02 PM   #52
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Old 10-22-2018, 11:06 AM   #53
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Old 10-22-2018, 11:07 AM   #54
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Old 10-23-2018, 01:28 AM   #55
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Old 10-23-2018, 10:20 AM   #56
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White chocolate mocha latte..yum!
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Old 10-23-2018, 10:25 AM   #57
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Mana...or coffee depending on how well you know me
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Old 10-23-2018, 10:27 AM   #58
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Coffee..... I need something else to put into my mouth......hmmmmm thinking.
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Old 10-23-2018, 10:04 PM   #59
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not what I really wanted.... boring water.
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Old 10-24-2018, 12:25 AM   #60
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Coffee..... I need something else to put into my mouth......hmmmmm thinking.
Ya know, I could suggest a few things .. (smiling)
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Old 10-25-2018, 07:44 PM   #61
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Old 10-25-2018, 09:12 PM   #62
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Tacos! Om nom nom
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Old 10-26-2018, 03:14 PM   #63
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Old 10-26-2018, 03:23 PM   #64
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Mid day for me . Protein drink/ lots of water
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Old 10-26-2018, 03:23 PM   #65
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Old 10-26-2018, 03:32 PM   #66
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100% pure orange juice
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Old 10-26-2018, 03:38 PM   #67
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100% pure orange juice
Pure as in squeezed??

I like to squeeze my juices out as well.
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Old 10-26-2018, 07:30 PM   #68
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Subpar chocolate cheesecake.
I'm soooo ready for the Martha stewartesque pretzel sticks.
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Old 10-27-2018, 07:30 PM   #69
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Seared salmon and roasted beets. Yummy
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Old 10-27-2018, 11:01 PM   #71
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bbq roasted chicken with smoked cheddar over boiled potatoes.
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Old 10-27-2018, 11:01 PM   #72
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Old 10-28-2018, 02:48 AM   #73
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The tips of my right hand middle and index fingers. I must admit I taste heavenly.
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Old 10-28-2018, 07:11 AM   #74
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A slice of cool watermelon on a hot day. Yum!
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Old 10-28-2018, 06:20 PM   #75
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