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Old 09-15-2017, 08:45 PM   #19276
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I don't understand the logic behind that and I guess I never will because I'm not going there.
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Old 09-15-2017, 08:53 PM   #19277
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Birds are the only things I know that poop onto my head.
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:00 PM   #19278
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I miss the good old days.
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:26 PM   #19279
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Steven King IT clowns ahhh!
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:27 PM   #19280
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I didn't see that coming
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:38 PM   #19281
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Good Lord, I'm horny.
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Old 09-16-2017, 02:05 AM   #19282
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Well, at least your honest about it.
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Old 09-16-2017, 02:08 AM   #19283
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Old 09-16-2017, 02:13 AM   #19284
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Ain't nobody gonna be messin with that one.
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Old 09-16-2017, 09:41 AM   #19285
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Old 09-16-2017, 11:24 AM   #19286
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Steven King IT clowns ahhh!
IT clowns are kinda cute till they open their mouths. Then....EEEK!
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Old 09-16-2017, 11:44 AM   #19287
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boobies


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Old 09-16-2017, 07:35 PM   #19288
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I'm tired boss....
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Old 09-16-2017, 07:41 PM   #19289
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Old 09-29-2017, 08:30 PM   #19290
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I'm still in disbelief that kinda shit happens
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Old 09-29-2017, 09:02 PM   #19291
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Hi Dixie
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Old 09-29-2017, 09:18 PM   #19292
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I hope she enjoys the mask
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Old 09-26-2018, 11:48 PM   #19293
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Wife is out for a few hours, so perfect time to come here. Figures it's the quietest night ever in here!
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Old 09-27-2018, 09:58 PM   #19294
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:00 PM   #19295
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Mmmmm, pizza... And beer...
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:02 PM   #19296
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:03 PM   #19297
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Old 10-27-2018, 08:11 PM   #19298
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Wine. A glass (or bottle!) would be good right now. Think I'll open one.
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Old 10-28-2018, 03:44 PM   #19299
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Wine. A glass (or bottle!) would be good right now. Think I'll open one.
I was thinking the same thing actually
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Old 10-28-2018, 03:51 PM   #19300
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Ouch
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