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Old 05-14-2008, 09:58 AM   #51
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I usually attract the "I just got released from a mental institution, have serious daddy issues, and I promise never to stab you with that big shiny...may I see it?...butcher knife" type of gal.

She winds up being one hell of a weekend, but relocating all the time gets to be a bitch!
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:02 AM   #52
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You attract Geeks!

Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:04 AM   #53
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Man I attract all types. For some reason i can go anywhere resturant, Hospital, traffic court and people will just start talking to me asking question telling me there problems. My family hates it but i find it kinda fun
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:11 AM   #54
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Your Result: You attract geeks!

Big shocker there. LOL
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:00 AM   #55
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Your Result: You attract models!


Congrats, something about you makes those model-quality people flock to you. This is good for obvious reasons - they look great, just having them nearby attracts other models, and it opens doors for you - like exclusive clubs and whatnot. If you are seeking pure physical beauty, you are all set. If you are seeking someone that is not cynical and slightly bitter about humans in general, someone focused on the human condition and intellect, then you are out of luck - but who cares, you attract models!

You attract artsy people!

You attract Yuppies!

You attract rednecks!

You attract unstable people!

You attract geeks!


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Old 05-14-2008, 11:09 AM   #56
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What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people!


Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:20 AM   #57
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My result: You attract artsy people.

Hmmm...I hadn't noticed.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:25 AM   #58
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My result: You attract artsy people.

Hmmm...I hadn't noticed.

LOL.....Me either....I thought the same......
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:36 AM   #59
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I think an honest person who is willing to step up to the plate and keep the bucket of love full! willing to do the extras, knowing what the extras are! someone who communicates, shares and accepts all I have to give! I used to think that was an imposible dream, but I am starting to see it just might be a reality,,,,time will tell for sure!
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:44 AM   #60
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I think an honest person who is willing to step up to the plate and keep the bucket of love full! willing to do the extras, knowing what the extras are! someone who communicates, shares and accepts all I have to give! I used to think that was an imposible dream, but I am starting to see it just might be a reality,,,,time will tell for sure!
We will see who you will attract and who you will be attracted..
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:46 AM   #61
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We will see who you will attract and who you will be attracted..

Yes we will see!
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:50 AM   #62
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Your Result: You attract Yuppies

You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.


Not so sure about this! Didn't have the answers I would have given to some of the questions.

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Old 05-14-2008, 11:52 AM   #63
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Yes we will see!
Tell me if your eyes enough open to see the ones who follow you.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:54 AM   #64
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Tell me if your eyes enough open to see the ones who follow you.
eyes are wide open,,,,but not seeing this following everyone speaks of....rose needs to hold an eye exam clinic
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:01 PM   #65
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eyes are wide open,,,,but not seeing this following everyone speaks of....rose needs to hold an eye exam clinic
Rose,eyes are not enough for such cases but you must also ask your heart. What does it say?
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:04 PM   #66
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Rose,eyes are not enough for such cases but you must also ask your heart. What does it say?
today I am scared to ask it,,,,will get the balls (no pun intended) later thank you
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today I am scared to ask it,,,,will get the balls (no pun intended) later thank you
I will wait to see your hearts response....Look forward to hear it..
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:27 PM   #68
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I attract very nice people.
And they all stay friends forever.
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:30 PM   #69
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I attract nice people too, honey.
Nice people attract nice people
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hmmm.... do we have any yuppies here????
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:36 PM   #71
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ok..i think i resent that remark..pfft....so not a yuppy!
Ummmmmmmm i'm thinking your a yuppy

"You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul."

Now come here and kiss me yuppy
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You attract Geeks!

Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console
so.. what u sayin?
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According to this a Yuppies ....is there any around ???
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i attract old men with walkers ....go figure .....
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Ummmmmmmm i'm thinking your a yuppy

"You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul."

Now come here and kiss me yuppy
you can have the kiss..but still not a yuppy...now where is my pink shirt
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