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Old 06-01-2019, 05:45 PM   #2351
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Old 06-01-2019, 05:48 PM   #2352
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Answering the door.
Why on earth would anyone want to answer their doors or phones these days? Iím the worst with that. Iím a sad case when I go hermit status.
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Old 06-01-2019, 07:08 PM   #2353
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Bail for the evening....
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Old 06-01-2019, 09:28 PM   #2354
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Leaving early... I hate driving alone after dark for long distances.
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:34 PM   #2355
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Old 07-11-2019, 10:18 PM   #2356
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Making a beet and spinach juice
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Old 07-11-2019, 10:50 PM   #2357
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Old 07-13-2019, 09:36 PM   #2358
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To go to work. Accomplished a lot.
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Old 07-13-2019, 09:40 PM   #2359
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Poured a glass of rum and checked the mail .... Lol.... a lazy day
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Old 07-13-2019, 09:46 PM   #2360
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Hanging out and staying off of the foot. Even if it's the last thing I wanted to do!!!
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Old 07-13-2019, 10:06 PM   #2361
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Sign online today.. beenn a couple days
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Old 07-13-2019, 11:26 PM   #2362
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Taking a time out.
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Old 07-13-2019, 11:53 PM   #2363
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to work the overtime.. most of the students were off center on a field trip.. I just sat around most of the time.
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Old 07-14-2019, 12:17 AM   #2364
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Call my friend Agnes... I missed talking to her...
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Old 07-14-2019, 12:34 PM   #2365
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to go to bed before 9:30.
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Old 07-14-2019, 10:18 PM   #2366
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Sunbathing naked for an hour or so today before taking care of life.
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Old 07-15-2019, 09:39 AM   #2367
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Thinking about what Fannie was doing before I took care of something...
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Old 07-20-2019, 09:49 PM   #2368
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After all chores were done today, cleaned the pool and then soaked up some rays for about 1.5 hours. Naked of course.
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Old 07-20-2019, 09:51 PM   #2369
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After all chores were done today, cleaned the pool and then soaked up some rays for about 1.5 hours. Naked of course.

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Old 07-20-2019, 11:29 PM   #2370
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Getting in my pool. Even if it isn't quite level and sorta hillbillyesque.

Zero fucks given since my rubber ducky thermometer says it's the perfect water temp.
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Old 07-20-2019, 11:34 PM   #2371
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Getting in my pool. Even if it isn't quite level and sorta hillbillyesque.

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As long as the rubber ducky says the water is good thatís all that matters
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Old 07-21-2019, 12:05 AM   #2372
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Bought a few new shirts.. always makes me feel good
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Going for it!
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Old 07-21-2019, 12:57 PM   #2375
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Deciding not to let anyone bring me down. Not today, jerk offs. Not today.
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