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Old 01-24-2019, 07:01 PM   #38001
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they'll call it good sex = no news is good news
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Old 01-24-2019, 07:47 PM   #38002
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Old 01-25-2019, 01:11 AM   #38003
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Sex news is the best news = except for the Catholic Archdiocese
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Old 01-25-2019, 02:00 AM   #38004
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except for the Catholic Archdiocese = religious dressing-up optional
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Old 02-05-2019, 08:59 PM   #38005
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Religious dressing up optional= Frat party initiation weekend
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Old 02-16-2019, 01:48 AM   #38006
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Frat party initiation weekend = Animal House
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Old 02-16-2019, 08:09 AM   #38007
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Old 02-16-2019, 08:26 AM   #38008
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giving in to the baser instinct = inviting her over for a crazy romp
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Old 02-16-2019, 11:06 AM   #38009
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inviting her over for a crazy romp = no RSVP necessary
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Old 02-16-2019, 11:32 AM   #38010
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No RSVP necessary = you werenít invited.
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Old 02-16-2019, 12:36 PM   #38011
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you weren’t invited = sometimes you just gotta crash that party
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Old 02-16-2019, 07:28 PM   #38012
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sometimes you just gotta crash that party = a wedding at Mar-a-lago
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Old 02-16-2019, 07:41 PM   #38013
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A wedding at Mar-a-lago = expensive wedding gifts
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Old 02-16-2019, 11:35 PM   #38014
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Expensive wedding gifts = new boobs, butt cheeks & penis enlargement
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Old 02-17-2019, 12:02 AM   #38015
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New boobs,butt cheeks and penis enlargement = The most recent episode of Botched
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Old 07-09-2019, 09:40 AM   #38016
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The most recent episode of blotched = when life gives you lemons, turn them into melons
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Old 07-11-2019, 08:31 AM   #38017
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When life gives you lemons, turn them into melons= Kim Kardashianís battle cry!
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Old 07-11-2019, 12:22 PM   #38018
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Old 07-11-2019, 06:28 PM   #38019
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If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem = The Trump Principle
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Old 07-11-2019, 10:01 PM   #38020
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The Trump Principle = the basis for certain card games
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:25 AM   #38021
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The basis for certain card games = you need to remove an article of clothing
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You need to remove an article of clothing = how I get undressed at night.
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Old 07-12-2019, 10:35 AM   #38023
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One piece at a time= How to put together the ten thousand piece Grand Canyon puzzle
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