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Old 07-04-2019, 09:01 PM   #18076
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I did, and I spent it with my granddaughter!

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Old 07-08-2019, 06:34 AM   #18077
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Enjoying coffee at the moment
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Old 07-08-2019, 08:57 AM   #18078
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Yes, kind of

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Old 07-08-2019, 12:48 PM   #18079
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Several, as a matter of fact.

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Old 07-08-2019, 10:30 PM   #18080
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I spend more time on the beach, but actually like both.
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Old 07-08-2019, 11:06 PM   #18081
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I even have the tan lines to prove it!

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Old 07-08-2019, 11:07 PM   #18082
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C'est vrai !

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Old 07-08-2019, 11:15 PM   #18083
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Lol. Well dreading it more than dreaming. That is because tomorrow I have to mow the lawn, which has become a jungle with the last 8 days of rain. Lol

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Old 07-09-2019, 08:53 AM   #18084
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I'm not that lucky. Been working 6 days a week 10-12 hours a day.

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Old 07-09-2019, 12:52 PM   #18085
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It has been a full crazy year so far, summer filled with rain and col... looking forward to fall

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Old 07-09-2019, 12:56 PM   #18086
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I have one planned. I can wait....

TNPTP logs in here on a tablet?
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Old 07-09-2019, 12:58 PM   #18087
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Not anymore. Mostly my phone

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Old 07-09-2019, 12:59 PM   #18088
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No never!

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Old 07-09-2019, 01:01 PM   #18089
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I do. Been with me almost my whole life

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Old 07-09-2019, 01:02 PM   #18090
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No

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Old 07-09-2019, 01:03 PM   #18091
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Ya for sure. I see food I eat it!!!

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Old 07-11-2019, 02:08 AM   #18092
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Yes I did.

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Old 07-11-2019, 07:57 AM   #18093
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I have one now!

TNPTP would rather be doing something else?
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Old 07-11-2019, 08:49 AM   #18094
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What could be more exciting than reading your post?

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Old 07-11-2019, 01:02 PM   #18095
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Yes, I am
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Old 07-11-2019, 04:56 PM   #18096
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Ha ha!

TNPTP has a red t-shirt?
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Old 07-12-2019, 12:28 AM   #18097
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Why would I wear a t-shirt and cover my chiseled form... lol

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