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Old 09-18-2014, 11:50 PM   #1
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Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
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Old 09-18-2014, 11:51 PM   #2
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How do you come up with these threads?
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Old 09-18-2014, 11:53 PM   #3
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I drew the short straw.


Why are there no 'B' batteries?
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Old 09-18-2014, 11:56 PM   #4
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Cause the bunny ate them all

Why are there fish in the sea?
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No, but what pieces you do get will be made by Rolex.

Why does it take two to tango?
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:00 AM   #6
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Cause the bunny ate them all

Why are there fish in the sea?

Oops, slow.

Because cats ate all the land ones?
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:02 AM   #7
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Cause the bunny ate them all

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Why does it take two to tango?
Only if you don't have a mirror


What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
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Only if you don't have a mirror


What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

Vaudeville juggling Joe.


What does I could care less, mean?
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:08 AM   #9
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Captain NoHook.. (sounds cool)

Cam we spell creativity however we want?
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:36 AM   #10
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Yes, you cam.

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
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Depending on how cunning they are, usually two.

is the sky always blue with cotton candy clouds?
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Only if you consider yourself a Unicorn

How much oil did the gumboil boil eventually?
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Old 09-20-2014, 04:53 AM   #13
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About two teaspoons...

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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No Idea..I tend to bite it in half

Can you lick your own elbow?
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Sure, if I cut my arm off first.

Should I wear my high heels or flats today?
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Heels; just cause it's the weekend doesn't mean you shouldn't make any effort.

If snails always have their homes with them, where do they go on holiday...
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RV parks

Are zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?
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Neither, they are extreme shades of gray.

When will the crew on Finding Bigfoot find Bigfoot?
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They secretly already found him, but, he had reeeeaaalllyy tiny feet and it wasn't as cool.

Why is it called Ghost Hunters? What license is required for this? And what weapons are used?
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Neither, they are extreme shades of gray.

When will the crew on Finding Bigfoot find Bigfoot?
They already have, but found that his feet are rather small, so are busy renaming the search Finding Bignose. Meanwhile he is under exclusive contract with Sarah's Vineyard.

Why does hair keep growing, but fingers stop?
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They secretly already found him, but, he had reeeeaaalllyy tiny feet and it wasn't as cool.

Why is it called Ghost Hunters? What license is required for this? And what weapons are used?
LOL..we had the same thought.
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fingers stop growing but not finger nails . Like hair we need to constantly grow to stay healthy
why do some women like to expose their cleavage ?
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Because we haven't talked the rest into doing so yet, so they haven't learned why they should also like it.

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal cookies?
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Guess it depends. Dog treat? Or those cool little zoo animal crackers?

Why or how can some cruel people insist on hurting children?
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Guess it depends. Dog treat? Or those cool little zoo animal crackers?

Why or how can some cruel people insist on hurting children?
I am sure that WILL NEVER be truthfully answered.

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