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Old 09-20-2014, 10:30 AM   #26
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I would love to return to Key West for a month!

Why does hair grow in your toes? Really what is the purpose?
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:34 AM   #27
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I would love to return to Key West for a month!

Why does hair grow in your toes? Really what is the purpose?
For the same reason it grows on your fingers. And like many ohter things in life, it serves no real purpose.
Why doe hair grow in places as you get older it did not when you were younger.
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:37 AM   #28
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For the same reason it grows on your fingers. And like many ohter things in life, it serves no real purpose.
Why doe hair grow in places as you get older it did not when you were younger.
Well don't they always say you get colder as you get older, insulation I think!

Our lives should be reversed. Grow from old to youth, wouldn't it be great to have the wisdom of our old age to start out with?
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:40 AM   #29
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Well don't they always say you get colder as you get older, insulation I think!

Our lives should be reversed. Grow from old to youth, wouldn't it be great to have the wisdom of our old age to start out with?
NOOOOOO. would never had kids. then no grandkids. could not imigiane life without them.

would we be happy if the temperature stayed a constant all the time?
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:44 AM   #30
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NOOOOOO. would never had kids. then no grandkids. could not imigiane life without them.

would we be happy if the temperature stayed a constant all the time?
Not a chance. I am a good ol Canadian girl, I love winter!!! And not so much the heat of summer!

Would you stop and pick up a hitch hiker now a days?
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:46 AM   #31
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Not a chance. I am a good ol Canadian girl, I love winter!!! And not so much the heat of summer!

Would you stop and pick up a hitch hiker now a days?
Uh Depends on many things.

Why are people so mean these days?
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Uh Depends on many things.

Why are people so mean these days?
Their shoes are too small.

How much information is too much?
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:48 AM   #33
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Everyone seems to be in a hurry

Why do we keep coming here?? Lol
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Uh Depends on many things.

Why are people so mean these days?
For a lot of those who are mean, I think they are unhappy with themselves and have to lash out at others. The good news is, there are a lot who aren't mean at all!!!

Why does helping others make us feel so good?
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:49 AM   #35
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Their shoes are too small.

How much information is too much?
When it causes my brain to freeze. Kinda like a computer.

Is tech savvy always a good thing?
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Old 09-20-2014, 12:33 PM   #36
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no, I prefer being a techno dork, I think I'm happier that way

Why do people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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no, I prefer being a techno dork, I think I'm happier that way

Why do people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Glad we are back to silly questions. Because they go backwards on a driveway and forward on a parkway.


How far is a stone's throw?
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Glad we are back to silly questions. Because they go backwards on a driveway and forward on a parkway.


How far is a stone's throw?
Nadda, a stone can't throw

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Nadda, a stone can't throw

What color is a redneck's neck?

The color of grime mixed with hayseed.


Was hopscotch invented in a bar? How come kids play it?
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The color of grime mixed with hayseed.


Was hopscotch invented in a bar? How come kids play it?
No, but stumblescotch was.
No Nike sponsorship.

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Old 09-21-2014, 02:14 PM   #41
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Cause they are high

Who let the dogs out?
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I take him several times per day starting at 5 am but my wife also does 1 or 2 long walks with him just before bedtime. When he gets back he bounces off the furniture, runs in circles, takes our shoes , and then when thoroughly exhausted he drinks some water and then lies down for the night. He is so funny. I love him so.

which way is up when giving directions to someone ?
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A little further down from where you are.

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there to small for vibraters.
What came first the sex or the begging?
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the begging because if the sex came first there would be no begging

if you turned a zebra inside out would it still be stripped?
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the zebra is either a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes when turned inside out but mostly it's not very happy at being turned inside out!

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Depends on the day... usually daydreaming of a tropical retirement

What did you want to be or do when you grew up?
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A great steak......

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