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Old 09-21-2014, 05:11 PM   #51
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From the linebackers they say sack the back.

Why is the sky blue?
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From the linebackers they say sack the back.

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Because so many sad things happen on earth.


Who put the sham in the sham-a-lama-ding-dong?
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Old 09-21-2014, 05:57 PM   #53
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Same one who put in the " a-lama-ding-dong" I'm thinkin.........

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To see if it'll taste the same

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Old 09-21-2014, 10:42 PM   #55
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Because Monday is coming.

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because icewithnoonelivingthere was way too long to use

If Men are from Mars and Women from Venus, how do they ever coexist happily?
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Because they eventually surrender to our wanting to take care of them while they actually care about us
Why can't we swallow watermelon seeds

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Old 09-21-2014, 11:53 PM   #58
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Some people will tell you that watermelon seeds will get lodged in your appendix. That's a myth. Truth is you'll grow a watermelon-sized baby in your stomach. Man or woman, doesn't matter. That's science.

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yes..then, you'll have to tell 'em That I got no cerebellum

In Pokemon world, do people eat pokemon? and do pokemon eat other pokemon?
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yes..then, you'll have to tell 'em That I got no cerebellum

In Pokemon world, do people eat pokemon? and do pokemon eat other pokemon?
Only on Jamaican farms..it's a Poke. Poke here , a poke poke there, here a poke ,there a poke, everywhere a pokemom, dead mon.

Why aren't the lumpy seams on the outside of socks?
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:17 AM   #61
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Because seams inward will no doubt be more bothersome right on the skin? Like a huge wad of lint trap tickling the hell outta your feet maybe.

Why is control so important to some people?
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Because seams inward will no doubt be more bothersome right on the skin? Like a huge wad of lint trap tickling the hell outta your feet maybe.

Why is control so important to some people?
Back to the socks..can you rethink that? Why aren't they on the outside.?
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:31 AM   #63
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Back to the socks..can you rethink that? Why aren't they on the outside.?
Have you ever thought, the socks have been made correctly. It's just that everyone is wearing them the wrong way.

The bigger question is if it's not the lint catcher getting them, where do all the missing socks go?
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Have you ever thought, the socks have been made correctly. It's just that everyone is wearing them the wrong way.

The bigger question is if it's not the lint catcher getting them, where do all the missing socks go?
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Why is it inevitable that the bathroom is being cleaned exactly when the plane passengers rush off for a decent pee?
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Old 09-22-2014, 02:08 AM   #65
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Have you ever thought that one sock only goes missing and who has an appendage that is in the singular and is also sock shaped? Just sayin!

It is karma for all the dirty thoughts you were thinking on the flight!

Why do roundabouts always get made just do that the bus can't actually circumnavigate them. Causing maximum carnage to the traffic flow?
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Why do roundabouts always get made just do that the bus can't actually circumnavigate them. Causing maximum carnage to the traffic flow?
Just trying to revive this thread....
roundabaouts in Europe exist to improve traffic flow. In the US they're an existential question.

Why do people set their clocks 5 minutes ahead? does it really make them hurry up, or do they just like doing math at 7 am?
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Old 10-09-2014, 05:12 AM   #67
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This is a good question, l think you answered it... it's to get them going....trick the mind in believing they need to get a move on it.

Why do people use the term....The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing?

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This is a good question, l think you answered it... it's to get them going....trick the mind in believing they need to get a move on it.

Why do people use the term....The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing?
It's a way to take blame without taking it specifically. I meant to shake your hand, but slapped you instead. The etc.

Why Do Fools Fall in Love when they should be running for Congress?
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It's a way to take blame without taking it specifically. I meant to shake your hand, but slapped you instead. The etc.

Why Do Fools Fall in Love when they should be running for Congress?
They have a contest, who's the biggest fool. The winners run for congress. The runners up fall in love. It's science.

Why do they call oranges oranges? What if we called fruits only by their color?
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I think that will cause chaos and riots at the paint stores where the people who want green will be given avocado is the avacadi color the inside of the fruit or the outside.

Do did some countries get lazy in their language where hello an goodbye are the same word. How do they know if they are coming or going?
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Maybe they never want to say goodbye..

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They're inherently healthier

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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How come their are so many more horse's asses then their are horse's?
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It's a human thing not animal

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How come their are so many more horse's asses then their are horse's?
because horse manure is a popular compost and fertilizer.

Why is it that when two planes almost hit each other in the air, it is called a near miss instead of a near hit?
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