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Old 07-03-2019, 11:25 PM   #1226
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The keel of a sailboat prevents the boat from being blown sideways by the wind and it holds the ballast that keeps the boat upright.

What is the most beautiful thing?
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Old 07-03-2019, 11:36 PM   #1227
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The keel of a sailboat prevents the boat from being blown sideways by the wind and it holds the ballast that keeps the boat upright.

What is the most beautiful thing?
It's the thing your neighbor's dog knocked over and broke into a million pieces, but you had to pretend you didn't mind because she watches your kid when you work late.

Is it legal to put wheels on a boat and drive it around in the off season?
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Old 07-04-2019, 12:09 AM   #1228
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It's the thing your neighbor's dog knocked over and broke into a million pieces, but you had to pretend you didn't mind because she watches your kid when you work late.

Is it legal to put wheels on a boat and drive it around in the off season?
I think that's called a 1962 Cadillac Eldorado.
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Old 07-04-2019, 12:26 AM   #1229
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I think that's called a 1962 Cadillac Eldorado.
Of course itís legal if you put a plate on it !

If the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter is a pi(e) why canít I eat it?
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Old 07-04-2019, 01:53 AM   #1230
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Of course itís legal if you put a plate on it !

If the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter is a pi(e) why canít I eat it?
You can if you have a radius arm saw to cut it with and one of those boat plates.


What is the meaning of life?

Even if you are a vole?
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Old 07-04-2019, 10:47 AM   #1231
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What is the meaning of life?

Even if you are a vole?
Sex and more sex of course

If life is like a subway train why canít I get off at the next stop and board a train going in the opposite direction?
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Old 07-04-2019, 02:21 PM   #1232
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Sex and more sex of course

If life is like a subway train why canít I get off at the next stop and board a train going in the opposite direction?
Life is more like a Ferris Wheel. You start out laying in a crib with rails, move out and up until you get mid point and down you go, back to the bed with guard rails until you leave the carnival.


There's no going back in either vehicle tho.

Do guys with long beards need special bibs?
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Old 07-04-2019, 02:24 PM   #1233
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Guys with long beards have a built in bib, lol!

What does it mean to Go with your gut?
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Old 07-04-2019, 03:27 PM   #1234
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It's all about the instinct....

If you could have sex in front of a group of people without any recourse... would you?
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Old 07-04-2019, 03:30 PM   #1235
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It's all about the instinct....

If you could have sex in front of a group of people without any recourse... would you?
Nope! Iím all about supporting my fellas and if their women saw all of this? Wow! Their men just would no longer measure up!

The age old question...Which is the most valuable? Book sense or common sense?
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Old 07-04-2019, 05:40 PM   #1236
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Common sense. Google made book sense obsolete.

Do you shave your legs with or against the grain?
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Old 07-04-2019, 05:55 PM   #1237
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Against on Tuesdays and with if it's dark outside

Is a short cut actually a route or a hair style?
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Old 07-04-2019, 10:21 PM   #1238
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It could be the route taken for that much needed ear lowering task

What really comes first, the chicken or the egg?
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The chicken always comes first unless it’s breakfast then it’s the egg.


In a game of strip poker, who is the real loser, the naked person or the person that has to see the naked person?
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That really depends on who the naked person is.

What happens if you yawn and sneeze at the same time
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Each time you yawn and sneeze at the same time, you open up a tiny wormhole. The wormhole gets bigger with each yawn-sneeze. Eventually, if you keep yawning and sneezing simultaneously, you will be sucked into the wormhole. Explains why you never see anyone with chronic yawning-sneezing.

Why does something itch when someone scratches your back?
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I think it has something to do with nerves and how they transmit signals between different parts of the body...

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
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I can't say, but Feds would be involved.

What time is it on the Cosmic Clock?
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Owlt minus local time = quarter past six

If this is a parallel universe do we both have the same moon?
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If this is a parallel universe do we both have the same moon?
If you are referring to earths satellite then one of the many parallel universes might however, if you are referring to our butts then I guarantee it


If a triangular piece of glass is a prism what do you call a crumpled up piece of paper?
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If you are referring to earths satellite then one of the many parallel universes might however, if you are referring to our butts then I guarantee it


If a triangular piece of glass is a prism what do you call a crumpled up piece of paper?
Failed origami.


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In order to maintain cosmic balance since boobs are just the opposite.

Why was Mick Jagger obsessed with painting that red door black?
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He didnt like red doors

Why is doing the right thing so hard to do?
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Because there are so many wrong things to choose from...

Where is everyone when no one is around?
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Because there are so many wrong things to choose from...

Where is everyone when no one is around?
Obviously, they are at no one's house.


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