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Old 02-09-2011, 01:18 PM   #1
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Smile (In Business Trip +(on a weekend +sexy girl)^flirt)- your wife's call = ??

(In Business Trip +(on a weekend +sexy girl)^flirt)- your wife's call = ??

give your answer as per the equation ( smiles also allowed ) with a reason below , for example,

= switch of the cell
( dear , i am busy in making a deal)

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= -sexy girl
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:20 PM   #2
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jeebus cripes I don't want to do algebra!


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Old 02-09-2011, 01:25 PM   #3
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The answer is 22.
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:25 PM   #4
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Hmmm ... How about ...

You + business trip + hot girl + your wife calling/finding out = You - your balls
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:28 PM   #5
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Before I root you, are you over 18?
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Old 02-09-2011, 03:17 PM   #6
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You just gave the math geek in me an orgasm.
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Old 02-09-2011, 03:56 PM   #7
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This hurt my head....
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Old 02-09-2011, 04:06 PM   #8
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I'm making my own formula:

+ = + = +

I'm an angel...until I've had too much to drink = then I start dancing on tables and get courageous = which has lead to sex and me saying "OMG! Who are you??"
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Old 02-09-2011, 05:34 PM   #9
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(In Business Trip +(on a weekend +sexy girl)^flirt)- your wife's call = ??

give your answer as per the equation ( smiles also allowed ) with a reason below , for example,

= switch of the cell
( dear , i am busy in making a deal)

or

= -sexy girl
(babe, scared of my wife)

WTF=cut off your own balls=getting caught
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Old 02-09-2011, 05:37 PM   #10
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I'm making my own formula:

+ = + = +

I'm an angel...until I've had too much to drink = then I start dancing on tables and get courageous = which has lead to sex and me saying "OMG! Who are you??"
Well Ms. M why didn't you say so before LOL.
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Old 02-09-2011, 05:47 PM   #11
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I was told there would be no math on this website.
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Old 02-09-2011, 05:54 PM   #12
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I was told there would be no math on this website.
I mean you are count chocula.
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Old 02-09-2011, 06:24 PM   #13
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He forgot to carry the 1.

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Old 02-09-2011, 07:07 PM   #14
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Well, it's going to be a negative value...obviously
And one should start by solving what's inside the brackets first...
Umm, brackets within brackets??
That's....just....insane.

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Old 02-09-2011, 07:28 PM   #15
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you are creating an obtuse triangle which involves a sign and cosign..both of which can be bitches.
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Old 02-09-2011, 07:38 PM   #16
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Well Salto, you been into the imaginary numbers again?
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Old 02-09-2011, 07:40 PM   #17
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This is the only formula you will ever need :

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Old 02-09-2011, 07:53 PM   #18
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Why do you always call just when I'm about to get blown...???
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I think I may need to write a program to solve this equation
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(In Business Trip +(on a weekend +sexy girl)^flirt)- your wife's call = ??

give your answer as per the equation ( smiles also allowed ) with a reason below , for example,

= switch of the cell
( dear , i am busy in making a deal)

or

= -sexy girl
(babe, scared of my wife)
Ok...it's been awhile but as I recall, math is just a big puzzle...if I can simplify this shit and break it down it gets solved.....

*Here goes:

Step 1. Business trip (weekend+sexy girl) - wifes call =???
Step 2. Business trip (weekend+sexy girl) + ??? = wifes call
Step 3. ???+ Business trip(weekend+sexy girl)/(weekend+sexy girl) = wifes call/(weekend+sexy girl)

.....FUCK THIS!!!!! Im just gonna copy off the cute girl with the nice boobs....

"Hmmm ... How about ...

You + business trip + hot girl + your wife calling/finding out = You - your balls"


Um...yeah. Just like highschool..
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You just gave the math geek in me an orgasm.
Would you like another math geek in you?

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Old 02-11-2011, 11:35 PM   #23
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What the? I need to get my BEDMAS chart out to figure out the right order here......hmmmm Brackets, Exponents.....then......
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Old 02-14-2011, 11:43 PM   #24
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Hell, it took me 5 mins staring at the equation before I could recall what part was to be calculated first! LOL

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