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Old 09-28-2007, 10:54 AM   #1
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Default 10 worst pick-up lines...

i saw this on msn yesterday and thought i would post it.

i kind'a like #9


1. “What’s your sign?”

2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”

4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”

6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”

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8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”

9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:59 AM   #2
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Are your pants made out of mirrors, because I can sure see myself in them...
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Old 09-28-2007, 11:04 AM   #3
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nice... don't know how that one didnt make the list.

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Old 09-28-2007, 09:16 PM   #4
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OH yeah I like that one
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:42 PM   #5
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"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"



"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:42 PM   #6
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"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."



"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"

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Old 09-28-2007, 10:44 PM   #7
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?



I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:45 PM   #8
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?



As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:46 PM   #9
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Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...



Fancy a fuck?



Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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Old 09-28-2007, 10:47 PM   #10
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Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?



My name's [your name] That's so you know what to scream.



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Old 09-28-2007, 10:48 PM   #11
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You must be tired, because you have been running threw my dreams

What do you like to eat for breakfast; I just want to know what to make you in the morning.
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:54 PM   #12
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do you have a map...cause im lost in your eyes
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Old 09-28-2007, 11:11 PM   #13
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I work at a race track..horse racing and this one time this guy came up and asked
"whats your phone number...because thats what i want to bet"
i guess i shouldnt have laughed so hard
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Old 09-28-2007, 11:30 PM   #14
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now this is one I've never heard
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:33 PM   #15
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Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?

Never heard this one before... I LIKE IT!
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:26 PM   #16
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You must be from Tennessee...because you're the only "10 I see"
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Old 10-27-2007, 06:13 PM   #17
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Thank god you and your sister are not identical twins this way I can say I got the good looking one....


You had to be there but thanks to my friend Eric for saying it...
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Old 10-27-2007, 06:14 PM   #18
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Never heard this one before... I LIKE IT!
Yep that was a good one.
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Old 10-28-2007, 12:22 AM   #19
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Loved the checking your package one.
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:31 PM   #20
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Excuse me, if you're not using your vagina right now, may I?
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:37 PM   #21
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Cotties said you put out ... and if you will put out for him, you'll put out for ANYBODY!
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Old 10-28-2007, 11:25 PM   #22
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Hi, was that a mirror in your pants?...

No, why?
Because I can see myself in your pants....
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Old 10-28-2007, 11:59 PM   #23
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Excuse me, if you're not using your vagina right now, may I?
I have never heard that one. LOL!
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Old 10-29-2007, 12:30 AM   #24
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Just a few favs.

You look a lot like my future wife.


Falling for you would be a very short trip.


That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.
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Old 10-30-2007, 12:22 PM   #25
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You look a lot like my ex-wife
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