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Old 01-10-2021, 03:11 PM   #74126
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Old 01-10-2021, 06:58 PM   #74127
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Old 01-10-2021, 08:02 PM   #74128
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Can I sign whatever this is?
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Old 01-10-2021, 08:06 PM   #74129
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Old 01-10-2021, 08:10 PM   #74130
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Can I color the pictures?
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Old 01-11-2021, 11:51 AM   #74131
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Is it like a "paint by numbers" set?
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Old 01-11-2021, 10:43 PM   #74132
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Can we use our bodies to paint?
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Old 01-12-2021, 01:15 PM   #74133
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Is it okay to paint each other?
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Old 01-12-2021, 11:15 PM   #74134
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Are there any limitations?
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Old 01-12-2021, 11:18 PM   #74135
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What if there were?
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Old 01-12-2021, 11:21 PM   #74136
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Can't we decide what they are/are not?
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Old 01-12-2021, 11:23 PM   #74137
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Who are we to make those kind of decisions?
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Old 01-13-2021, 10:28 AM   #74138
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Should we call the paint referees?
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Old 01-13-2021, 12:56 PM   #74139
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Whose body are we painting?
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Old 01-13-2021, 08:44 PM   #74140
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Can I volunteer?
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Old 01-14-2021, 12:48 AM   #74141
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Can I pick the color?
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