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Old 12-08-2020, 08:00 PM   #8876
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Old 12-14-2020, 05:01 PM   #8877
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Old 12-14-2020, 05:24 PM   #8878
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I think George W Bush was president last time I had a secret/or not so secret crush.
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Old 12-14-2020, 05:35 PM   #8879
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Old 12-21-2020, 12:58 PM   #8880
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Old 12-24-2020, 12:11 AM   #8881
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I read the above as "yogurt" at first.
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Old 12-27-2020, 07:30 PM   #8882
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Old 12-27-2020, 11:02 PM   #8883
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Old 01-03-2021, 11:52 AM   #8884
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It's hard to find that Strawberry Crush....
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Old 01-10-2021, 07:53 PM   #8885
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Warm Devils Food Cake, no icing, with mint chocolate chip ice cream... and warm chocolate lava cakes...
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Old 01-11-2021, 10:15 PM   #8886
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right now I'm pretty hot for Tums... AND alka seltzer..
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Old 01-11-2021, 10:16 PM   #8887
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...whoever would like to clean my house. Seven trips to Goodwill and it doesn't even look like it.
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Old 01-11-2021, 11:02 PM   #8888
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Old 01-12-2021, 01:23 AM   #8889
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well, if I told you it wouldn't be a secret!
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Old 01-12-2021, 06:34 PM   #8890
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Old 01-12-2021, 09:30 PM   #8891
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not a secret but the man is dragging his heels
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Old 01-13-2021, 03:06 AM   #8892
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Old 01-13-2021, 10:35 AM   #8893
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...a certain kind of frozen food.
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Old 01-13-2021, 03:17 PM   #8894
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Crushes are gross.
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Old 01-13-2021, 03:34 PM   #8896
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Ugh, don't say that, one of my cows got killed early this morning. Not a good start to my day chasing cows down the street and praying no one got seriously injured. Thankfully no one did, other than my poor cow.
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Old 01-13-2021, 04:08 PM   #8897
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Ugh, don't say that, one of my cows got killed early this morning. Not a good start to my day chasing cows down the street and praying no one got seriously injured. Thankfully no one did, other than my poor cow.
sorry... didn't know, I hope things calm down a bit there.... I've been on the giving end of hitting a loose cow... not fun there either..
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sorry... didn't know, I hope things calm down a bit there.... I've been on the giving end of hitting a loose cow... not fun there either..
I was very thankful the person was ok.
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Ugh, don't say that, one of my cows got killed early this morning. Not a good start to my day chasing cows down the street and praying no one got seriously injured. Thankfully no one did, other than my poor cow.
Oh, no! I'm so sorry.
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