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Old 12-15-2008, 11:41 PM   #1
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:42 PM   #2
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:46 PM   #3
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:51 PM   #4
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:52 PM   #5
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my S&M label:

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Old 12-15-2008, 11:54 PM   #6
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You mean erotic?
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:55 PM   #7
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:58 PM   #8
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See your doctor if you experience an orgasm lasting more than four hours
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:59 PM   #9
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:04 AM   #10
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ok ok...going with the drug theme...my label would more accurately be:

Warning: Side affects may include nausia, constipation, headaches, hot flashes, cold feet, emotional distress, autism, dwarfism, macrocephaly, gynecomastia, chronic snoring, and sleep farting.

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Old 12-16-2008, 12:14 AM   #11
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:17 AM   #12
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:20 AM   #13
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:21 AM   #14
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:25 AM   #15
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:31 AM   #17
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I once told him this.... and he didn't listen Lucky for me!!!

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