If you came with a warning label, what would it say? - Page 127

hijiller · 11-14-2018, 08:20 PM

No refunds. Restocking fee exceeds product cost.

SoCal guy · 11-14-2018, 11:50 PM

Beware of the first orgasm

Atrebla Rose · 11-17-2018, 06:25 PM

Handle with care, for greatest satisfaction!

Duke James Bond Jones · 11-17-2018, 06:29 PM

Wash thoroughly if spilled in the eyes.

Iceburn · 11-28-2018, 04:03 PM

Humps in the road for half a mile

SpecialK · 11-28-2018, 07:08 PM

It really doesn't matter... I don't think a warning label could make me cum in the first place..

hijiller · 11-28-2018, 08:11 PM

Freeze Warning: keep faucets dripping.

justkimberly · 11-28-2018, 08:13 PM

Warning... Feisty woman... Hard to Handle...

hikergeek · 12-08-2018, 09:29 PM

Do not expose to extreme temperatures!

Huzyerdaddi · 12-14-2020, 04:52 PM

Fragile
....must be Italian

(this was a really good thread from 2008.....just bringing back the good stuff, y'all)

OneFineDay · 12-14-2020, 05:20 PM

May break out in song without forewarning ...

gdgrl · 12-14-2020, 08:40 PM

If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer. (apply that as you wish!)

bluegirl203 · 12-14-2020, 09:55 PM

Handle with care

msu · 12-15-2020, 12:07 AM

Contents may settle during shipping.

ladygodiva123 · 12-15-2020, 03:23 AM

Warning - should be taken with alcohol

bryan3636 · 12-15-2020, 11:55 AM

Excessive smiling could become infectuous

Huzyerdaddi · 12-15-2020, 12:19 PM

Please remember that past performance may not be indicative of future results. Different types of sex involve varying degrees of risk, and there can be no assurance that the future performance of any specific sex, sex strategy, or other intercourse made reference to directly or indirectly with this person, will be enjoyable or equal any corresponding indicated historical performance level(s), or be suitable for your desires. Due to various factors, including changing libido conditions, the outcome may no longer be reflective of current experiences or positions. Moreover, you should not assume that any discussion or information provided by others serves as the guarantee of, or as a promise for, personalized sexual experience from Huzyerdaddi. To the extent that a potential sex partner has any questions regarding the applicability of any specific issue discussed above to her individual situation, she is encouraged to consult with the professional advisor of her choosing. A copy of my current written disclosure statement discussing my sexual services is available for review upon
request.

justkimberly · 01-10-2021, 08:41 PM

Very sweet... just don't flip the switch... if said switch gets flipped... RUN

SpecialK · 01-11-2021, 10:49 PM

at the moment it would say:

Stand back more than 6 feet: contents under pressure and may blow any second.

11-17-2018, 06:25 PM	#3153
Atrebla Rose Loving where life has me! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Age: 56 Posts: 20,836 Thanks: 2,930 Thanked 3,121 Times in 2,616 Posts Blog Entries: 6	Handle with care, for greatest satisfaction! __________________ If you expect your woman to be an angel in your life, then you must first create heaven for her. Angels do not live in hell!!

11-28-2018, 04:03 PM	#3155
Iceburn Thread Terrorist Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Always a step in front Age: 61 Posts: 49,914 Thanks: 22,544 Thanked 26,069 Times in 20,643 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Humps in the road for half a mile __________________ ~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~

11-28-2018, 07:08 PM	#3156
SpecialK bent but never broken.. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Currently Panhandling Age: 54 Posts: 23,726 Thanks: 9,435 Thanked 8,268 Times in 6,552 Posts Blog Entries: 5	It really doesn't matter... I don't think a warning label could make me cum in the first place.. __________________ Love is a lot like gas... if you have to force it, it's probably just shit.

12-08-2018, 09:29 PM	#3159
hikergeek The invisible man Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: On the Island of Misfit Toys Age: 64 Posts: 7,068 Thanks: 2,417 Thanked 1,166 Times in 1,019 Posts Blog Entries: 41	Do not expose to extreme temperatures! __________________ "We are made of star stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.” -Carl Sagan

12-14-2020, 04:52 PM	#3160
Huzyerdaddi Spongeworthy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Age: 47 Posts: 7,305 Thanks: 179 Thanked 499 Times in 403 Posts	Fragile ....must be Italian (this was a really good thread from 2008.....just bringing back the good stuff, y'all) __________________ *~laissez les bon temps rouler~*

11-14-2018, 08:20 PM	#3151
hijiller One foot on land, one on Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 46 Posts: 29,867 Thanks: 11,354 Thanked 13,287 Times in 9,079 Posts Blog Entries: 3	No refunds. Restocking fee exceeds product cost.

11-14-2018, 11:50 PM	#3152
SoCal guy Flirting God I Love It Here Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Los Angeles Age: 64 Posts: 12,463 Thanks: 3,705 Thanked 2,859 Times in 2,555 Posts	Beware of the first orgasm

11-17-2018, 06:29 PM	#3154
Duke James Bond Jones Flirting God Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Around the way Age: 40 Posts: 2,287 Thanks: 1,185 Thanked 1,272 Times in 1,012 Posts	Wash thoroughly if spilled in the eyes.

11-28-2018, 08:11 PM	#3157
hijiller One foot on land, one on Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 46 Posts: 29,867 Thanks: 11,354 Thanked 13,287 Times in 9,079 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Freeze Warning: keep faucets dripping.

11-28-2018, 08:13 PM	#3158
justkimberly Sweetness Personified Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: East Coast Age: 52 Posts: 3,206 Thanks: 2,209 Thanked 1,033 Times in 894 Posts	Warning... Feisty woman... Hard to Handle...

12-14-2020, 05:20 PM	#3161
OneFineDay Quick ... make a wish ! Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Far Far Away Age: 61 Posts: 6,842 Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,533 Times in 2,222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	May break out in song without forewarning ...

12-14-2020, 08:40 PM	#3162
gdgrl Follow me Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cali Age: 53 Posts: 19,366 Thanks: 9,392 Thanked 10,485 Times in 6,136 Posts Blog Entries: 18	If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer. (apply that as you wish!) __________________ Multilingual: English, profanity, sarcasm and real shit! ~unknown

12-14-2020, 09:55 PM	#3163
bluegirl203 Once Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Left of center Age: 52 Posts: 3,946 Thanks: 778 Thanked 603 Times in 534 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Handle with care

12-15-2020, 12:07 AM	#3164
msu All In.... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Age: 53 Posts: 30,353 Thanks: 11,358 Thanked 7,707 Times in 6,496 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Contents may settle during shipping. __________________

12-15-2020, 03:23 AM	#3165
ladygodiva123 I'm That Woman .. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Durban, South Africa Age: 55 Posts: 13,255 Thanks: 1,106 Thanked 2,055 Times in 1,757 Posts	Warning - should be taken with alcohol __________________ Life is short, but make it Sweet!

12-15-2020, 11:55 AM	#3166
bryan3636 A legend in my own mind Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where the sun always shines Age: 58 Posts: 18,529 Thanks: 2,609 Thanked 5,733 Times in 4,095 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Excessive smiling could become infectuous

12-15-2020, 12:19 PM	#3167
Huzyerdaddi Spongeworthy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Age: 47 Posts: 7,305 Thanks: 179 Thanked 499 Times in 403 Posts	Please remember that past performance may not be indicative of future results. Different types of sex involve varying degrees of risk, and there can be no assurance that the future performance of any specific sex, sex strategy, or other intercourse made reference to directly or indirectly with this person, will be enjoyable or equal any corresponding indicated historical performance level(s), or be suitable for your desires. Due to various factors, including changing libido conditions, the outcome may no longer be reflective of current experiences or positions. Moreover, you should not assume that any discussion or information provided by others serves as the guarantee of, or as a promise for, personalized sexual experience from Huzyerdaddi. To the extent that a potential sex partner has any questions regarding the applicability of any specific issue discussed above to her individual situation, she is encouraged to consult with the professional advisor of her choosing. A copy of my current written disclosure statement discussing my sexual services is available for review upon request. __________________ *~laissez les bon temps rouler~*

01-10-2021, 08:41 PM	#3168
justkimberly Sweetness Personified Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: East Coast Age: 52 Posts: 3,206 Thanks: 2,209 Thanked 1,033 Times in 894 Posts	Very sweet... just don't flip the switch... if said switch gets flipped... RUN __________________ I'm here to flirt and make friends... that's it... nothing more... nothing less...

01-11-2021, 10:49 PM	#3169
SpecialK bent but never broken.. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Currently Panhandling Age: 54 Posts: 23,726 Thanks: 9,435 Thanked 8,268 Times in 6,552 Posts Blog Entries: 5	at the moment it would say: Stand back more than 6 feet: contents under pressure and may blow any second. __________________ Love is a lot like gas... if you have to force it, it's probably just shit.