If you came with a warning label, what would it say? - Page 2

navigater · 12-16-2008, 01:45 AM

Danger: Highly Explosive...

calman52 · 12-16-2008, 02:29 AM

Don't shake before opening

navigater · 12-16-2008, 02:32 AM

danger....contents under pressure

ReddressDevi · 12-16-2008, 02:37 AM

Breasts may suffocate you!!!!!!

jasonmnusa · 12-16-2008, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by navigater

danger....contents under pressure

hey navigator.. you stole mine.

biker-69s · 12-16-2008, 03:23 AM

Hold head in desired position-tongue has mind of its own-will wander

navigater · 12-16-2008, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonmnusa

hey navigator.. you stole mine.

did not know you could steal in here

ReddressDevi · 12-16-2008, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonmnusa

hey navigator.. you stole mine.

Now you need a new one!

SirFox · 12-16-2008, 04:14 AM

"Red fox willing, ready and able. "

Midwest girl · 12-16-2008, 08:36 AM

Warniing: May disappear without a moments notice

learman3 · 12-16-2008, 08:45 AM

Warning: Shrinkage may occur if exposed to cold temperatures. Store in a warm and moist environment.

SirFox · 12-16-2008, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by learman3

Warning: Shrinkage may occur if exposed to cold temperatures. Store in a warm and moist environment.

Excellent If I may so, LEARMAN.

knawtie · 12-16-2008, 09:19 AM

Some assembly required. Please read instructions before use. Observe all warning signs.

upstr84u · 12-16-2008, 09:25 AM

Please keep the firing rod pointed down field at all times

jmsmith12345 · 12-16-2008, 09:53 AM

Warning: Backpacks have been mistaken for parachutes 3 times!

Peligrosa · 12-16-2008, 10:28 AM

Warning: Use at your own risk

dixiechik · 12-16-2008, 10:58 AM

Warning: Tends to scream real loud when cumming!!

jasonmnusa · 12-16-2008, 11:02 AM

Best if used before 2050

mer · 12-16-2008, 11:35 AM

see below!!

Lacey · 12-16-2008, 11:43 AM

Enter at your own risk!

mer · 12-16-2008, 11:47 AM

this one works too:

coug511 · 12-16-2008, 12:29 PM

Caution, entire contents must be consumed at once. Product will not store.

Kenman101 · 12-16-2008, 01:01 PM

Slippery when wet!

Tndream · 12-16-2008, 01:22 PM

WARNING: Extremely Fragile - handle with care

fly · 12-16-2008, 01:27 PM

Danger: Open with care, contents may be flammable.

12-16-2008, 03:23 AM	#31
biker-69s Riding Solo Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: edge of insanity Posts: 2,251 Thanks: 146 Thanked 260 Times in 222 Posts	Hold head in desired position-tongue has mind of its own-will wander __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. John Lennon

12-16-2008, 04:14 AM	#34
SirFox Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Southwest France Age: 67 Posts: 21,774 Thanks: 1,287 Thanked 1,678 Times in 1,424 Posts	"Red fox willing, ready and able. " __________________

12-16-2008, 08:36 AM	#35
Midwest girl tatted up and pierced Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: really? Age: 47 Posts: 6,124 Thanks: 3,464 Thanked 2,125 Times in 1,490 Posts	Warniing: May disappear without a moments notice __________________ I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

12-16-2008, 09:25 AM	#39
upstr84u Flirting God Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: eastcoast Age: 53 Posts: 4,602 Thanks: 12 Thanked 369 Times in 321 Posts	Please keep the firing rod pointed down field at all times __________________ King of Lawn Darts

12-16-2008, 10:58 AM	#42
dixiechik MAGA TRUMP 2020 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows Age: 50 Posts: 24,517 Thanks: 7,281 Thanked 9,370 Times in 6,029 Posts	Warning: Tends to scream real loud when cumming!! __________________ *If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.*

12-16-2008, 01:45 AM	#26
navigater Flirting God Join Date: Apr 2008 Age: 54 Posts: 7,191 Thanks: 504 Thanked 946 Times in 753 Posts	Danger: Highly Explosive...

12-16-2008, 02:29 AM	#27
calman52 Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2008 Age: 62 Posts: 923 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Don't shake before opening

12-16-2008, 02:32 AM	#28
navigater Flirting God Join Date: Apr 2008 Age: 54 Posts: 7,191 Thanks: 504 Thanked 946 Times in 753 Posts	danger....contents under pressure

12-16-2008, 02:37 AM	#29
ReddressDevi not here to stay.... Join Date: Nov 2008 Age: 41 Posts: 14,904 Thanks: 4,869 Thanked 3,413 Times in 2,658 Posts	Breasts may suffocate you!!!!!!

12-16-2008, 08:45 AM	#36
learman3 Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The twinkle in your eye Age: 59 Posts: 6,803 Thanks: 470 Thanked 980 Times in 789 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Warning: Shrinkage may occur if exposed to cold temperatures. Store in a warm and moist environment.

12-16-2008, 09:19 AM	#38
knawtie Country gurl Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Texas Age: 42 Posts: 516 Thanks: 63 Thanked 120 Times in 75 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Some assembly required. Please read instructions before use. Observe all warning signs.

12-16-2008, 09:53 AM	#40
jmsmith12345 vaginas are weird I Love It Here Join Date: Apr 2008 Age: 50 Posts: 10,855 Thanks: 1,545 Thanked 3,509 Times in 2,131 Posts	Warning: Backpacks have been mistaken for parachutes 3 times!

12-16-2008, 10:28 AM	#41
Peligrosa Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 51 Posts: 6,464 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,199 Times in 997 Posts	Warning: Use at your own risk

12-16-2008, 11:02 AM	#43
jasonmnusa Flirting Guest Flirting Is My Life :) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: minnessota Age: 46 Posts: 1,017 Thanks: 48 Thanked 141 Times in 105 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Best if used before 2050

12-16-2008, 11:43 AM	#45
Lacey .. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,603 Thanks: 1,288 Thanked 983 Times in 711 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Enter at your own risk! __________________ *"You mess with me I will FCK you up with my wicked hottness!" --Ter-MAN-ator I may have issues.....but you're pretty messed up too!**

12-16-2008, 12:29 PM	#47
coug511 Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Damn near the middle of nowhere Age: 60 Posts: 3,141 Thanks: 258 Thanked 366 Times in 300 Posts	Caution, entire contents must be consumed at once. Product will not store. __________________ Maybe yes, Maybe no

12-16-2008, 01:01 PM	#48
Kenman101 Super Flirt Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: florida Age: 58 Posts: 160 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Slippery when wet!

12-16-2008, 01:22 PM	#49
Tndream chaos in a corset Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: in a house Age: 50 Posts: 4,229 Thanks: 954 Thanked 1,415 Times in 916 Posts Blog Entries: 101	WARNING: Extremely Fragile - handle with care __________________ I shot my first turkey yesterday, scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen foods section..it was great!

12-16-2008, 01:27 PM	#50
fly Well hello Mr. Mister.... Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In my own make believe land. it's warm in here. No wait.....I'm standing over the vent. CRAP!!! Age: 47 Posts: 11,722 Thanks: 2,527 Thanked 1,744 Times in 1,063 Posts	Danger: Open with care, contents may be flammable. __________________ you must be kinda specialicious er sumthin...