If you came with a warning label, what would it say? - Page 3

Frenchie_lady · 12-16-2008, 01:44 PM

Warning: regular and daily maintenance required. When not followed, subject may become very irritable and YEAH, ITS ALL GONNA BE YOUR FAULT!!!!!

crow_worc · 12-16-2008, 02:41 PM

do not fold,spindle or crush.

FeIsTy FaV · 12-16-2008, 03:13 PM

Do not I repeat DO NOT.. call her hun.....

learman3 · 12-16-2008, 03:18 PM

Caution: Wet socket prior to insertion to insure smooth connection

Tiglet · 12-16-2008, 03:20 PM

Caution: Gets hot very quickly.

geko9191 · 12-16-2008, 03:20 PM

Use caution can be hard to swallow.

Big O · 12-16-2008, 03:22 PM

Caution: May explode in mouth

Barkiss · 12-16-2008, 03:24 PM

Addiction possible after initial consumption

manda1 · 12-16-2008, 03:27 PM

Handle With Care

WandaRing · 12-16-2008, 03:48 PM

stir don't shake

angelis · 12-16-2008, 03:56 PM

May induce mild insanity

learman3 · 12-16-2008, 03:57 PM

Caution: Must be stored in an upright position

Nick182 · 12-16-2008, 03:59 PM

Warning: You may become addicted

Shawn · 12-16-2008, 04:03 PM

Caution: Contents may have shifted slightly during flight

FeIsTy FaV · 12-16-2008, 04:19 PM

Caution....... squirts when excited....

jmsmith12345 · 12-16-2008, 04:21 PM

Brain-mouth filter continually malfunctions

1sxymama · 12-16-2008, 04:24 PM

explodes on contact

Fwd40s · 12-16-2008, 04:26 PM

Caution: Attraction is possible and additional contact maybe required.

Bandit · 12-16-2008, 04:28 PM

"Warning: May contain small parts."

Lacey · 12-16-2008, 04:29 PM

Danger!

1sxymama · 12-16-2008, 04:30 PM

unwrap with caution and care

NotTooGirly · 12-16-2008, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bandit

"Warning: May contain small parts."

All the more reason to "keep out of reach of children" and let the grown-ups have all the fun.

NotTooGirly · 12-16-2008, 04:34 PM

May be habit-forming. Handle with care. Label to be removed only by consumer.

jmsmith12345 · 12-16-2008, 04:36 PM

Pimp hand cocked and loaded

marriedwomanchaser · 12-16-2008, 05:07 PM

Easy to step on the first time

12-16-2008, 01:44 PM	#51
Frenchie_lady in love with my freak! Join Date: May 2008 Age: 50 Posts: 22,512 Thanks: 2,822 Thanked 3,548 Times in 2,558 Posts	Warning: regular and daily maintenance required. When not followed, subject may become very irritable and YEAH, ITS ALL GONNA BE YOUR FAULT!!!!! __________________

12-16-2008, 03:20 PM	#55
Tiglet Missed Y'all Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: In my future always Age: 60 Posts: 7,965 Thanks: 2,086 Thanked 2,135 Times in 1,444 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Caution: Gets hot very quickly. __________________ Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -George Carlin

12-16-2008, 03:27 PM	#59
manda1 333.....only half evil Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Proud Texan Age: 46 Posts: 3,967 Thanks: 246 Thanked 396 Times in 314 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Handle With Care __________________ I'm not here to make your life easy. Just Good...

12-16-2008, 03:48 PM	#60
WandaRing life can work... Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 4,304 Thanks: 1,214 Thanked 996 Times in 616 Posts	stir don't shake __________________ I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman... but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

12-16-2008, 03:59 PM	#63
Nick182 Flirting God Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: South FL Age: 44 Posts: 1,898 Thanks: 70 Thanked 195 Times in 151 Posts	Warning: You may become addicted __________________ Would rather be on the beach drinking frosty beverages!!!

12-16-2008, 02:41 PM	#52
crow_worc Flirting God Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 72 Posts: 676 Thanks: 79 Thanked 105 Times in 98 Posts	do not fold,spindle or crush.

12-16-2008, 03:13 PM	#53
FeIsTy FaV Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: May 2008 Age: 57 Posts: 23,277 Thanks: 4,034 Thanked 3,874 Times in 2,948 Posts	*Do not I repeat DO NOT.. call her hun.....*

12-16-2008, 03:18 PM	#54
learman3 Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The twinkle in your eye Age: 59 Posts: 6,803 Thanks: 470 Thanked 980 Times in 789 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Caution: Wet socket prior to insertion to insure smooth connection

12-16-2008, 03:20 PM	#56
geko9191 Super Flirt Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 59 Posts: 255 Thanks: 4 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts	Use caution can be hard to swallow.

12-16-2008, 03:22 PM	#57
Big O Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem.... Age: 64 Posts: 28,193 Thanks: 3,050 Thanked 3,690 Times in 3,073 Posts	Caution: May explode in mouth

12-16-2008, 03:24 PM	#58
Barkiss Primadogga Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 51 Posts: 15,211 Thanks: 1,646 Thanked 3,065 Times in 1,711 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Addiction possible after initial consumption

12-16-2008, 03:56 PM	#61
angelis Flirting Goddess Join Date: Mar 2007 Age: 50 Posts: 7,274 Thanks: 1,243 Thanked 1,273 Times in 958 Posts	May induce mild insanity

12-16-2008, 03:57 PM	#62
learman3 Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The twinkle in your eye Age: 59 Posts: 6,803 Thanks: 470 Thanked 980 Times in 789 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Caution: Must be stored in an upright position

12-16-2008, 04:03 PM	#64
Shawn Forum Surfer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greatest place on earth Age: 49 Posts: 25,058 Thanks: 7,628 Thanked 17,616 Times in 9,230 Posts Blog Entries: 58	Caution: Contents may have shifted slightly during flight __________________ My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.

12-16-2008, 04:19 PM	#65
FeIsTy FaV Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: May 2008 Age: 57 Posts: 23,277 Thanks: 4,034 Thanked 3,874 Times in 2,948 Posts	Caution....... squirts when excited....

12-16-2008, 04:21 PM	#66
jmsmith12345 vaginas are weird I Love It Here Join Date: Apr 2008 Age: 50 Posts: 10,855 Thanks: 1,545 Thanked 3,509 Times in 2,131 Posts	Brain-mouth filter continually malfunctions

12-16-2008, 04:24 PM	#67
1sxymama Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,877 Thanks: 120 Thanked 167 Times in 148 Posts	explodes on contact __________________

12-16-2008, 04:26 PM	#68
Fwd40s Flirting With Disaster Join Date: May 2008 Location: Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 22,265 Thanks: 787 Thanked 3,552 Times in 3,054 Posts	Caution: Attraction is possible and additional contact maybe required. __________________ Our greatest glory lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

12-16-2008, 04:28 PM	#69
Bandit The Love You Take... Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: with my imaginary friends Age: 60 Posts: 1,472 Thanks: 206 Thanked 154 Times in 137 Posts	"Warning: May contain small parts." __________________ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. -- George Carlin 1937 - 2008

12-16-2008, 04:29 PM	#70
Lacey .. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,603 Thanks: 1,288 Thanked 983 Times in 711 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Danger! __________________ *"You mess with me I will FCK you up with my wicked hottness!" --Ter-MAN-ator I may have issues.....but you're pretty messed up too!**

12-16-2008, 04:30 PM	#71
1sxymama Flirting God Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,877 Thanks: 120 Thanked 167 Times in 148 Posts	unwrap with caution and care __________________

12-16-2008, 04:34 PM	#73
NotTooGirly Back into the shadows Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Chicagoland Age: 50 Posts: 1,921 Thanks: 1,279 Thanked 663 Times in 420 Posts	May be habit-forming. Handle with care. Label to be removed only by consumer. __________________ Half my life is in books' written pages; lived and learned from fools and from sages. You know it's true: all the things come back to you. - Aerosmith, "Dream On"

12-16-2008, 04:36 PM	#74
jmsmith12345 vaginas are weird I Love It Here Join Date: Apr 2008 Age: 50 Posts: 10,855 Thanks: 1,545 Thanked 3,509 Times in 2,131 Posts	Pimp hand cocked and loaded

12-16-2008, 05:07 PM	#75
marriedwomanchaser Always Looking For Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ON THE CORNER OF WALK AND DON'T WALK Age: 65 Posts: 917 Thanks: 20 Thanked 37 Times in 35 Posts	Easy to step on the first time __________________ Well we voted for change