A Lie About The Person Above Me

Alfa · 12-17-2008, 07:49 AM

Post something obviously false about the person above you in this thread. The crazier, funnier and more outrageous the better. I'll set the bar low:

If there was a person above me, they would wear army boots while raking their lawn in the nude.

learman3 · 12-17-2008, 07:53 AM

Likes to jog his neighbor hood wearing nothing but a pink thong

~freshly~ · 12-17-2008, 07:54 AM

The person above me has a terrible avatar and had "grass" covering a certain part..because he is a she!

Alfa · 12-17-2008, 07:58 AM

Has a massive used tire collection in her back yard that has been burning since 1983. She likes to make love on top of it while singing "On top of old Smokey" really loudly.
Her female neighbors complain, while her male neighbors wait impatiently for their turn to climb Smokey.

~freshly~ · 12-17-2008, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by learman3

Likes to jog his neighbor hood wearing nothing but a pink thong

LMAO...now there is a visual ~

~freshly~ · 12-17-2008, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fargo...really

Has a massive used tire collection in her back yard that has been burning since 1983. She likes to make love on top of it while singing "On top of old Smokey" really loudly.
Her female neighbors complain, while her male neighbors wait impatiently for their turn to climb Smokey.

HAHAHAHAHAAHA ~ you are nuts! Must be crazy in that head of yours!

~freshly~ · 12-17-2008, 08:04 AM

Learman & Fargo are not really friends......they are actually lovers ~ and they take turns in dressing up as the lady ~ Fargo loves his pink latex nurses uniform but Learman prefers to wear lace...just saying!

UltimateNaneki · 12-17-2008, 08:45 AM

The person above me had sex with Geek....3 days straight

Alfa · 12-17-2008, 09:49 AM

Ulti spent yesterday standing in front of the XXX store ringing a bell with a red bucket next to her. At the end of the day it was full of condoms (most of them unused), some matchbooks with phone numbers written in them and $500 for services rendered.

alan xxx · 12-17-2008, 10:08 AM

i saw fargo slip the used condoms in ultis bucket.

scoobertina · 12-17-2008, 10:11 AM

alan..... he grabbed one of those used condoms when no one was looking and put it on a doorknob

savant · 12-17-2008, 02:58 PM

Scoobertina was once part of the Mystery Inc gang.

Shawn · 12-17-2008, 03:05 PM

Savant performs oral on a woman like a Bulldog going after a vanilla ice cream cone on a warm summer day

sweet · 12-17-2008, 03:07 PM

Shawn's really my baby's daddy.

Shawn · 12-17-2008, 03:08 PM

Sweet actually convinced everyone she is having a baby, some women will stop at nothing to get a free pass for the all you can eat buffet

sweet · 12-17-2008, 03:11 PM

What Shawn doesn't want us to know is he's that pregnant man we've all seen in the magazines and on t.v.

Shawn · 12-17-2008, 03:13 PM

Sweet used to wrestle alligators and now she is pregnant.... coincidence?...I think not

gdgrl · 12-17-2008, 03:13 PM

Shawn has everyone thinking he is some hot, West Coast DJ, when he really is just a night janitor for the local strip joint that thinks if he whistles while he works that qualifies for being a DJ. Even if he does take requests.

Shawn · 12-17-2008, 03:17 PM

gdgrl is an out of work stripper that used to play the small places in vegas untill that fatefull night she tripped on her left boob while making her entrance to .........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE

Tiglet · 12-17-2008, 03:19 PM

Although Shawn lives in an ocean community he is deathly afraid of the water due to the fact that when he was young he dove in and sank right to the bottom.

gdgrl · 12-17-2008, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawn_N_Sandiego

gdgrl is an out of work stripper that used to play the small places in vegas untill that fatefull night she tripped on her left boob while making her entrance to .........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE

Hey this is supposed to be a lie thread Shawn!!! Not let the whole world know she is a loser, thread. OUCH!

Shawn · 12-17-2008, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdgrlgnbd

Hey this is supposed to be a lie thread Shawn!!! Not let the whole world know she is a loser, thread. OUCH!

well I guess I just have never played well with others

Quote:

Although Shawn lives in an ocean community he is deathly afraid of the water due to the fact that when he was young he dove in and sank right to the bottom.

Tiglet once thought that she could save the world by licking lollipops... turns out she received many job offers from old men dressed in trench coats

manda1 · 12-17-2008, 03:44 PM

Shawn is a DJ....
but what he does not want us to know is that he is really Sam Ronson, Lyndsey Lohans lover....

knawtie · 12-17-2008, 03:47 PM

Manda is really a man baby!!

Sorry just watched Austin Powers

Alfa · 12-17-2008, 04:54 PM

Knawtie makes new age art out of used condoms and diaphragms. She calls her works "post-sexual".

12-17-2008, 07:49 AM	#1
Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 55 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	A Lie About The Person Above Me Post something obviously false about the person above you in this thread. The crazier, funnier and more outrageous the better. I'll set the bar low: If there was a person above me, they would wear army boots while raking their lawn in the nude. __________________

12-17-2008, 07:54 AM	#3
~freshly~ totally singed... Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: in the paradise of my mind.. Age: 58 Posts: 2,287 Thanks: 363 Thanked 400 Times in 316 Posts	The person above me has a terrible avatar and had "grass" covering a certain part..because he is a she! __________________ LiFe is ShOrt ~ BrEak the RulEs, ForGivE QuicKlY, KisS SlOwlY, LovE TrUlY, LaUgh UncOntRollAblY aNd nEveR rEgeT AnyThiNg tHat MadE yoU SmiLe.....

12-17-2008, 07:58 AM	#4
Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 55 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Has a massive used tire collection in her back yard that has been burning since 1983. She likes to make love on top of it while singing "On top of old Smokey" really loudly. Her female neighbors complain, while her male neighbors wait impatiently for their turn to climb Smokey. __________________

12-17-2008, 08:04 AM	#7
~freshly~ totally singed... Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: in the paradise of my mind.. Age: 58 Posts: 2,287 Thanks: 363 Thanked 400 Times in 316 Posts	Learman & Fargo are not really friends......they are actually lovers ~ and they take turns in dressing up as the lady ~ Fargo loves his pink latex nurses uniform but Learman prefers to wear lace...just saying! __________________ LiFe is ShOrt ~ BrEak the RulEs, ForGivE QuicKlY, KisS SlOwlY, LovE TrUlY, LaUgh UncOntRollAblY aNd nEveR rEgeT AnyThiNg tHat MadE yoU SmiLe.....

12-17-2008, 08:45 AM	#8
UltimateNaneki BBW Sex Goddess Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: My heart and soul is in a small city called Jonquiere...I only wish my body was there too! Age: 57 Posts: 18,316 Thanks: 113 Thanked 348 Times in 304 Posts Blog Entries: 1	The person above me had sex with Geek....3 days straight __________________ You say you love me --- Just as I am! --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuAhl06dn4c

12-17-2008, 07:53 AM	#2
learman3 Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The twinkle in your eye Age: 59 Posts: 6,803 Thanks: 470 Thanked 980 Times in 789 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Likes to jog his neighbor hood wearing nothing but a pink thong

12-17-2008, 09:49 AM	#9
Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 55 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Ulti spent yesterday standing in front of the XXX store ringing a bell with a red bucket next to her. At the end of the day it was full of condoms (most of them unused), some matchbooks with phone numbers written in them and $500 for services rendered. __________________

12-17-2008, 10:08 AM	#10
alan xxx Married And Flirting Join Date: May 2008 Age: 52 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i saw fargo slip the used condoms in ultis bucket.

12-17-2008, 10:11 AM	#11
scoobertina scoobalicious Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 55 Posts: 78,292 Thanks: 21,318 Thanked 18,410 Times in 12,465 Posts Blog Entries: 87	alan..... he grabbed one of those used condoms when no one was looking and put it on a doorknob __________________

12-17-2008, 02:58 PM	#12
savant Flirting God Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the corners of my mind Age: 51 Posts: 507 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	Scoobertina was once part of the Mystery Inc gang. __________________ What's the worst that can happen?

12-17-2008, 03:05 PM	#13
Shawn Forum Surfer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greatest place on earth Age: 49 Posts: 25,058 Thanks: 7,628 Thanked 17,616 Times in 9,230 Posts Blog Entries: 58	Savant performs oral on a woman like a Bulldog going after a vanilla ice cream cone on a warm summer day __________________ My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.

12-17-2008, 03:07 PM	#14
sweet ♥ Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 13,364 Thanks: 5,306 Thanked 2,878 Times in 1,830 Posts	Shawn's really my baby's daddy.

12-17-2008, 03:08 PM	#15
Shawn Forum Surfer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greatest place on earth Age: 49 Posts: 25,058 Thanks: 7,628 Thanked 17,616 Times in 9,230 Posts Blog Entries: 58	Sweet actually convinced everyone she is having a baby, some women will stop at nothing to get a free pass for the all you can eat buffet __________________ My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.

12-17-2008, 03:11 PM	#16
sweet ♥ Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 13,364 Thanks: 5,306 Thanked 2,878 Times in 1,830 Posts	What Shawn doesn't want us to know is he's that pregnant man we've all seen in the magazines and on t.v.

12-17-2008, 03:13 PM	#17
Shawn Forum Surfer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greatest place on earth Age: 49 Posts: 25,058 Thanks: 7,628 Thanked 17,616 Times in 9,230 Posts Blog Entries: 58	Sweet used to wrestle alligators and now she is pregnant.... coincidence?...I think not __________________ My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.

12-17-2008, 03:13 PM	#18
gdgrl Follow me Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cali Age: 53 Posts: 19,360 Thanks: 9,389 Thanked 10,483 Times in 6,135 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Shawn has everyone thinking he is some hot, West Coast DJ, when he really is just a night janitor for the local strip joint that thinks if he whistles while he works that qualifies for being a DJ. Even if he does take requests. __________________ Multilingual: English, profanity, sarcasm and real shit! ~unknown

12-17-2008, 03:17 PM	#19
Shawn Forum Surfer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greatest place on earth Age: 49 Posts: 25,058 Thanks: 7,628 Thanked 17,616 Times in 9,230 Posts Blog Entries: 58	gdgrl is an out of work stripper that used to play the small places in vegas untill that fatefull night she tripped on her left boob while making her entrance to ......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE __________________ My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.

12-17-2008, 03:19 PM	#20
Tiglet Missed Y'all Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: In my future always Age: 60 Posts: 7,965 Thanks: 2,086 Thanked 2,135 Times in 1,444 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Although Shawn lives in an ocean community he is deathly afraid of the water due to the fact that when he was young he dove in and sank right to the bottom. __________________ Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -George Carlin

12-17-2008, 03:44 PM	#23
manda1 333.....only half evil Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Proud Texan Age: 46 Posts: 3,967 Thanks: 246 Thanked 396 Times in 314 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Shawn is a DJ.... but what he does not want us to know is that he is really Sam Ronson, Lyndsey Lohans lover....

12-17-2008, 03:47 PM	#24
knawtie Country gurl Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Texas Age: 42 Posts: 516 Thanks: 63 Thanked 120 Times in 75 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Manda is really a man baby!! Sorry just watched Austin Powers __________________ If you aint first, you're last!!! Ricky Bobby

12-17-2008, 04:54 PM	#25
Alfa Smilin@the world go by Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back in Awesome Age: 55 Posts: 13,892 Thanks: 4,804 Thanked 4,917 Times in 3,127 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Knawtie makes new age art out of used condoms and diaphragms. She calls her works "post-sexual". __________________