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Old 01-10-2021, 07:48 PM   #34001
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I don't miss my old job at all..... #LoveMyJob #CrossedTheOneYearBridge #ForeverJob #Blessed
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Old 01-11-2021, 09:24 AM   #34002
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Old 01-11-2021, 03:31 PM   #34003
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JaG got her groove back
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Old 01-11-2021, 05:55 PM   #34004
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Old 01-11-2021, 09:59 PM   #34005
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...am not sure what I'll have for dinner.
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Old 01-11-2021, 10:05 PM   #34006
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was a glutton tonight with my Burrito Jalisco
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Old 01-11-2021, 10:56 PM   #34007
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Old 01-12-2021, 02:36 AM   #34008
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Need to go to bed....goodnight
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Old 01-12-2021, 01:16 PM   #34009
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Need to take a nap!!
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Old 01-12-2021, 01:37 PM   #34010
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Am busier than I'd like
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Old 01-12-2021, 01:42 PM   #34011
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Am wondering how you can be so adamant about being right about when something was delivered when both email and tracking say you are wrong . I just love getting snarled at over stupid shit .
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Old 01-14-2021, 04:10 PM   #34012
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j'ai étudié le français pendant quatorze jours
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j'ai étudié le français pendant quatorze jours
Deux ans, ici..
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Old 01-17-2021, 01:49 PM   #34014
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My spidey sense is tingling
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Old 01-17-2021, 06:00 PM   #34015
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grow tired of it in this town. cant understand why they dont..
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have broken from my regular routine this last week... it's been a weird one..
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Old 01-21-2021, 01:45 AM   #34017
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was blown away by 22 year old Amanda Gorman, Youth Poet Laureate who wrote and delivered her poem, The Hill We Climb, at the Inauguration today. The fireworks were impressive as well.


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Totally turned off my alarm and went back to sleep today lol
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Old 01-21-2021, 11:25 AM   #34019
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She was very impressive and moving. I hope your new president will prove to be equally so.
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I spent hours today organizing my bathrooms and office and I had three bags of garbage. I dunno how we collect so much shit.
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