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Old 04-12-2016, 03:49 AM   #1
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^ you did not list a personal best.. and I bet you have a dozen or more legit ones.. and 100 side, funny ones

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My earnestness carried over to adulthood, but now I just put the cookies on my boobs for a snack as a good deed
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Do you know they sell gluten free Girl Scout cookies now? I didn't have gimmicks like that to work with Kids today have it easy
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I said feral. I told my niece show me your armpits because the hairs on your legs are poking through your tracksuit pants.
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Cleared $540,000 in one year.

Downed a box of Skinny Cow Vanilla and Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwiches in two days.
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all I ask for when we get married is a room for me to be left alone in sometimes and I'm yours.
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Cleared $540,000 in one year.

Downed a box of Skinny Cow Vanilla and Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwiches in two days.
wait..are these American dollars from a few years ago.

man I had 2 million Lao Kip one time I spent in a week. Its just play money.
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So you're guessing it was the $540K.

Beware Jill, I smell a gold digger.
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Sorry, I need that room for my freezers.
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So you're guessing it was the $540K.

Beware Jill, I smell a gold digger.
you know there is a reason I can move to America but Jill can't move here. I offer the most modern healthcare system unlimited for free or she gets millions from my insurance. Also we offer marriage only for straight people.

I hold all the cards.
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When we were kids Girl Scouts had to pull their cookies behind them in a red wagon, and they liked it!
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My earnestness carried over to adulthood, but now I just put the cookies on my boobs for a snack as a good deed
OK, my personal best injury at a party: Threw my shoulder out dancing to Soul Man.
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That is movie moment worthy
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OK, my personal best injury at a party: Threw my shoulder out dancing to Soul Man.

I tore my knee up dancing to "paradise city" and ended up in the emergency room. Good times

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