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Old 11-20-2017, 07:17 AM   #6551
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Old 11-20-2017, 07:21 AM   #6552
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Old 11-20-2017, 12:05 PM   #6553
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Old 11-20-2017, 07:42 PM   #6554
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Old 11-20-2017, 07:46 PM   #6555
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Old 11-20-2017, 07:48 PM   #6556
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Dishwashing detergent?? do your own dishes

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Old 11-20-2017, 07:48 PM   #6557
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Old 11-20-2017, 07:49 PM   #6558
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Old 11-20-2017, 07:52 PM   #6559
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Ribs were Ks

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Old 11-20-2017, 09:09 PM   #6560
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Old 11-20-2017, 09:10 PM   #6561
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Old 11-21-2017, 06:39 PM   #6562
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Fresh or salt water?

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Old 11-21-2017, 07:02 PM   #6563
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With my long stick perhaps?


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Old 11-21-2017, 07:14 PM   #6564
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:00 PM   #6565
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Don't have to.. off 'til Monday....

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Old 11-22-2017, 10:25 PM   #6566
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Old 11-23-2017, 01:23 PM   #6567
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Old 12-10-2017, 09:39 PM   #6568
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:12 PM   #6569
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Old 12-16-2017, 02:13 PM   #6570
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Old 12-16-2017, 02:16 PM   #6571
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Old 12-17-2017, 08:09 PM   #6572
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Old 12-17-2017, 08:12 PM   #6573
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Old 12-17-2017, 10:56 PM   #6574
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Choke that guy. ^^^^
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Old 12-17-2017, 11:11 PM   #6575
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