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Old 12-05-2017, 09:53 PM   #26
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Happy Birthday jill, I hope your day is/was amazing!!
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:59 PM   #27
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:58 AM   #28
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Old 12-06-2017, 12:26 PM   #29
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Happy Birthday my friend. Hope you got everything you wanted and were treated like the special lady you are.
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Old 12-06-2017, 12:27 PM   #30
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Happy Birthday Jill..hope your day is filled with yummy biscuits..rum..and a damn good book!
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:35 PM   #31
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:23 PM   #32
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:29 PM   #33
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:36 PM   #34
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:37 PM   #35
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Happy birthday Jill ! May your day be happy and bright! May a good book be always in your sight! .....or reach ....may you always find joy and will to dance your bum off with your peeps....and I hope a sweet smile will never leave your lips.
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:42 PM   #36
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:22 PM   #37
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Does that involve moving a bed ?
A bed and a treadmill..only two flights up.

You have a truck, btw?
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Old 12-07-2017, 12:28 AM   #39
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We celebrate our day of birth
With friends who bring good cheer
Traditionally this happens
Mostly once a year

A silly thing that people do
From Concord to North Guam
but the person we should praise
should be the persons MOM

Who carried you through thick and thin
through pickle craving and no more gin
you grew and grew inside her whom
until she took up the entire room

And then you dared to be the champ
and bust your way out her exit ramp
how rude! Take a cab! A bus! Or uber!
How could you ride her lady tuber!

I bet it must have really hurt
for you to appear from under her skirt
on this day, way back when
Shhh...don't tell..Jill's really 10

So here's to MOM, who brought you here
face first, feet first, perhaps your rear?
And with out her, you could not be
here to share your wisdom with me

Lets not forget our fortune teller
who gets her wisdom from an old wine cellar
would not be sharing her words of knowledge
(she musta gone to a real expensive college)

with out her Mom!!!

Here's to Jill's Mom!! Happy day you gave birth!!

PS...no disrespect intended...Happy Birthday Jill
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:22 AM   #40
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We celebrate our day of birth
With friends who bring good cheer
Traditionally this happens
Mostly once a year

A silly thing that people do
From Concord to North Guam
but the person we should praise
should be the persons MOM

Who carried you through thick and thin
through pickle craving and no more gin
you grew and grew inside her whom
until she took up the entire room

And then you dared to be the champ
and bust your way out her exit ramp
how rude! Take a cab! A bus! Or uber!
How could you ride her lady tuber!

I bet it must have really hurt
for you to appear from under her skirt
on this day, way back when
Shhh...don't tell..Jill's really 10

So here's to MOM, who brought you here
face first, feet first, perhaps your rear?
And with out her, you could not be
here to share your wisdom with me

Lets not forget our fortune teller
who gets her wisdom from an old wine cellar
would not be sharing her words of knowledge
(she musta gone to a real expensive college)

with out her Mom!!!

Here's to Jill's Mom!! Happy day you gave birth!!

PS...no disrespect intended...Happy Birthday Jill
Well, geeze, this is worth a rerun.

Btw, coincidentally, I just spent one hour reading Fortune Teller thread from beginning. What fun..crazy questions, brilliant answers.

Thanks, Mom.
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Old 12-09-2017, 08:18 AM   #41
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I'm so sorry I missed it..
I hope you had a wonderful birthday!
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Old 12-09-2017, 03:12 PM   #42
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Happy belated birthday.
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Old 12-09-2017, 04:45 PM   #43
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And from me too!!

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Old 01-18-2018, 02:13 AM   #44
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And from me too!!

That typewriter ...I never liked typewriters ...EVER!!!! ...So Jill ...Grab a quill and let it rip~

How's about a poem about what a birthday is ...not what it should be~
That is the perfect topic for you ...

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