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Old 10-17-2010, 05:18 PM   #26
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:28 PM   #27
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Same damn thing I'm doing now...
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:39 PM   #28
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:40 PM   #29
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:42 PM   #30
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Eating a PB&J sandwich..
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:43 PM   #31
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I was driving home from work jammin out to some Lady A.
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:46 PM   #32
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:13 PM   #33
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:37 AM   #34
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:53 AM   #35
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:55 AM   #36
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:57 AM   #37
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:02 AM   #38
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:03 AM   #39
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:11 AM   #40
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:13 AM   #41
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:13 AM   #42
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:48 AM   #43
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:53 AM   #44
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I was at work making sure everything was planned okay for my substitute teacher.
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:46 AM   #45
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:47 AM   #46
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:53 AM   #47
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:18 AM   #48
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:38 AM   #49
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Old 10-18-2010, 10:39 AM   #50
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