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Old 10-20-2010, 06:52 PM   #101
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Old 10-20-2010, 06:57 PM   #102
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Was thinking about posting in here so I could quote myself and say "I posted in this thread" .. but then I forgot .. now I do not think I will be here in 30 minutes arrrghhhhh damn it all
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Old 10-20-2010, 07:01 PM   #103
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Was thinking about posting in here so I could quote myself and say "I posted in this thread" .. but then I forgot .. now I do not think I will be here in 30 minutes arrrghhhhh damn it all
reading that just gave me a headache
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Old 10-20-2010, 07:02 PM   #104
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reading that just gave me a headache
Post here in 30 minutes and let me know if its any better
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Old 10-20-2010, 07:03 PM   #105
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go have a drink....
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Old 10-20-2010, 07:03 PM   #106
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I was on the "subway" coming back from a nice lunch..
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Old 10-20-2010, 07:13 PM   #107
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:00 PM   #108
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writing a paper...ugh...lol
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:08 PM   #109
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Watching Dancing with the Stars which I taped last night and also looking up on the internet if it's possible for my little kitten to be pregnant. She has never been outside and she's only 4 months old but MAN her tummy is big! I don't overfeed her either. I think I'll take her to the vet....lol
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:08 PM   #110
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:12 PM   #111
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:14 PM   #112
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making dinner.... I'll come back in thirty minutes...
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:18 PM   #113
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watching my girls rehearse for the Christmas show...I hate thinking about Christmas so soon!
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:25 PM   #114
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Freezing my girls off at my son's football game. We lost and all my cheering was for nothin
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:32 PM   #115
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:37 PM   #116
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:38 PM   #117
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:46 PM   #118
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:59 PM   #119
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:00 PM   #120
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Old 10-20-2010, 10:34 PM   #121
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Old 10-20-2010, 11:24 PM   #122
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Old 10-20-2010, 11:27 PM   #123
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Old 10-20-2010, 11:32 PM   #124
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Old 10-21-2010, 04:51 AM   #125
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