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Old 02-12-2011, 04:28 PM   #1301
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Old 02-12-2011, 05:09 PM   #1302
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Old 02-12-2011, 05:10 PM   #1303
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Old 02-12-2011, 05:13 PM   #1304
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Old 02-12-2011, 05:14 PM   #1305
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Old 02-12-2011, 05:15 PM   #1306
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Old 02-12-2011, 05:51 PM   #1307
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Old 02-12-2011, 05:53 PM   #1308
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Old 02-12-2011, 07:05 PM   #1309
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Old 02-12-2011, 08:13 PM   #1310
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Old 02-12-2011, 08:15 PM   #1311
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Old 02-12-2011, 08:43 PM   #1312
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Old 02-12-2011, 08:54 PM   #1313
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watching a really boring movie but I didn't have the energy to change the channel.
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Old 02-12-2011, 08:59 PM   #1314
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Old 02-12-2011, 09:08 PM   #1315
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Old 02-12-2011, 09:10 PM   #1316
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:14 PM   #1317
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:20 PM   #1318
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:20 PM   #1319
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:22 PM   #1320
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:23 PM   #1321
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:26 PM   #1322
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:28 PM   #1323
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:28 PM   #1324
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Old 02-12-2011, 11:30 PM   #1325
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