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Old 10-21-2010, 11:09 AM   #126
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Old 10-21-2010, 11:57 AM   #127
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:28 PM   #128
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:38 PM   #129
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:52 PM   #130
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:52 AM   #131
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:57 AM   #132
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Old 10-25-2010, 02:22 AM   #133
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Old 10-25-2010, 02:52 AM   #134
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:22 AM   #135
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:31 AM   #136
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:32 AM   #137
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:39 AM   #138
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:43 AM   #139
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I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing now.
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:55 AM   #140
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:58 AM   #141
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:09 AM   #142
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:15 AM   #143
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:47 AM   #144
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:49 AM   #145
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:51 AM   #146
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:52 AM   #147
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:02 PM   #148
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:04 PM   #149
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:06 PM   #150
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...trying very hard to work...and not be distracted by this website. Haha!
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