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Old 11-14-2018, 09:47 PM   #951
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Old 11-14-2018, 10:07 PM   #952
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I knew I should have sprung for a hooker instead..
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Old 11-15-2018, 12:21 AM   #953
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I bought you dinner for that?
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Old 11-15-2018, 12:52 AM   #954
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gotta go
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Old 11-15-2018, 01:39 AM   #955
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Who's next?
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Old 11-15-2018, 04:17 PM   #956
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I forgot to pull out.
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Old 11-16-2018, 05:22 PM   #957
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That was a waste of time!!
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Old 11-16-2018, 05:52 PM   #958
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Pass me the Canesten cream
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Old 11-17-2018, 04:22 PM   #959
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:33 AM   #960
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Your friend is gorgeous by the way.
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Old 02-11-2019, 07:49 AM   #961
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Was I better than Trump?
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