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Old 01-30-2019, 08:49 AM   #11226
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Soothing my sick pup! Poor girl has a belly ache
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Old 01-30-2019, 10:25 AM   #11227
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Old 01-30-2019, 11:04 PM   #11228
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Grocery store after being at the gym
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:38 PM   #11229
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Old 01-31-2019, 01:39 PM   #11230
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Checking out the weather forecast. Cold, followed by a chance at warmth. Daylight, then nightfall. The beat goes on.
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Old 01-31-2019, 02:09 PM   #11231
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Trying to figure out if it's time for more cold meds.
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Old 02-02-2019, 01:47 PM   #11232
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Old 02-02-2019, 02:36 PM   #11233
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Old 02-02-2019, 03:01 PM   #11234
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Old 02-02-2019, 03:17 PM   #11235
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Old 02-02-2019, 03:19 PM   #11236
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Old 02-02-2019, 03:27 PM   #11237
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Trying to figure out if it's time for more cold meds.

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Old 02-02-2019, 03:37 PM   #11238
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what im doing this whole day. Lounging.
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Old 02-02-2019, 03:42 PM   #11239
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Old 02-02-2019, 06:22 PM   #11240
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Old 02-02-2019, 06:34 PM   #11241
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Old 02-02-2019, 10:35 PM   #11242
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Old 02-02-2019, 11:42 PM   #11243
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Old 02-02-2019, 11:43 PM   #11244
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Old 02-09-2019, 11:55 AM   #11245
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Old 02-10-2019, 10:10 PM   #11246
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Old 02-10-2019, 10:37 PM   #11247
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Old 02-11-2019, 04:57 AM   #11248
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:00 AM   #11249
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:18 AM   #11250
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