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Old 12-05-2018, 10:15 PM   #70801
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:27 PM   #70802
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How do you feel about naked Twister?
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:29 PM   #70803
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Will you fall on top of me (I hope)?
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:30 PM   #70804
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Will you stand at attention?
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:34 PM   #70805
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No doubt... Would it be the main attraction then?
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:47 PM   #70806
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Can't we try other things?
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:52 PM   #70807
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:56 PM   #70808
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What if I said I don't know?
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:57 PM   #70809
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:17 PM   #70810
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What are you willing to teach?
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:22 PM   #70811
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:23 PM   #70812
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Hmmmmů. Gonna have to think about that one... Off to bed for the night... finish this tomorrow?
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:24 PM   #70813
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Can't we finish it now?
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:25 PM   #70814
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Will you be ready tomorrow?
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:29 PM   #70815
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Wait...ready for what exactly?
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Old 12-06-2018, 03:03 AM   #70816
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Tomorrow is technically now today, right?
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Old 12-06-2018, 10:34 AM   #70817
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Are you really bring your techno stuff in here? Really?
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Old 12-06-2018, 07:49 PM   #70818
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Is techno stuff a bad thing on Thursday?

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Old 12-06-2018, 08:11 PM   #70819
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Is techno stuff bad any day?
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Old 12-06-2018, 08:39 PM   #70820
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Can't we find a way to have some fun with techno stuff?
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Old 12-06-2018, 08:45 PM   #70821
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Where is the way in the first place?
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Old 12-06-2018, 09:00 PM   #70822
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Do you like disco balls on the cieling of the bedroom?
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Old 12-06-2018, 09:03 PM   #70823
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Does it have to be disco balls?
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Whose balls are hanging from the ceiling?
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Does balls hanging from the ceiling excite you?
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