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Old 12-03-2018, 11:27 PM   #32976
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I can make really dumb choices but no regrets.
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Old 12-04-2018, 03:32 PM   #32977
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Always feel a little down at this time of year, close to my birthday and Christmas. Miss my mum.
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Old 12-04-2018, 03:43 PM   #32978
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feel useless with this back injury
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Old 12-04-2018, 05:39 PM   #32979
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am completely gullible
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Old 12-04-2018, 08:38 PM   #32980
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am having a hard time controlling my temper tonight...
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Old 12-04-2018, 11:49 PM   #32981
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Hope they put that guy in Federal pound me in the ass prison
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:42 AM   #32982
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I want to take a stab at making homemade bread.
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Old 12-05-2018, 01:10 PM   #32983
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still luv the rain
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Old 12-05-2018, 01:49 PM   #32984
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I don't have hardly any Christmas Shopping done.
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Old 12-05-2018, 01:53 PM   #32985
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just inadvertently cc'd the person I am discreetly recruiting a replacement for on an email thread that references the fact that I'm discreetly recruiting a replacement for him somewhere down in the chain of past replies.


Fortunately, one of the reasons I'm planning to replace him is that he has a habit of not reading/responding to his emails. I guess we'll find out soon enough!
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Old 12-05-2018, 09:51 PM   #32986
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just inadvertently cc'd the person I am discreetly recruiting a replacement for on an email thread that references the fact that I'm discreetly recruiting a replacement for him somewhere down in the chain of past replies.


Fortunately, one of the reasons I'm planning to replace him is that he has a habit of not reading/responding to his emails. I guess we'll find out soon enough!
Guess I better go check my emails...
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:07 PM   #32987
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I am an angry mob
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:11 PM   #32988
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how does one become a "mob"?
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:17 PM   #32989
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Because Iím THAT angry
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Old 12-06-2018, 08:24 AM   #32990
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Off my rocker.
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Old 12-06-2018, 07:52 PM   #32991
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That I'm not looking forward to Christmas...
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Old 12-07-2018, 01:16 PM   #32992
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I'm going to try and bake macarons this weekend and I'm scared
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Old 12-07-2018, 01:30 PM   #32993
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:32 PM   #32994
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Am watching chick flicks tonight
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:16 PM   #32995
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would love to spend the rest of the night with her ^
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:17 PM   #32996
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would love to spend the rest of the night watching them ^
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:27 PM   #32997
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Not looking forward to going to the wedding tomorrow in the flooding rain dammit
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Old 12-08-2018, 03:54 PM   #32998
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Old 12-08-2018, 09:23 PM   #32999
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Not looking forward to going to the wedding tomorrow in the flooding rain dammit

but you will look so pretty in that peach ruffle dress and yellow rain boots and don't forget the bonnet
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Old 12-09-2018, 10:56 AM   #33000
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am going to be a baking fool today!
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