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Old 01-25-2007, 06:02 PM   #51
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when i am open an honest they tell me to go back home to your wife
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:21 PM   #52
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Ask her if she's ever seen a grown man naked, if she says no, say "would you like to?", if she say yes, drop your pants and your home free!
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Old 01-25-2007, 10:44 PM   #53
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Old 01-25-2007, 10:46 PM   #54
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Okay, mr. 1/4 century...lay one on me!
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Bend down, have her lean over your shoulder and lift (with your legs, you don't want to injure your back). Once that is done, you can take her where you want and have your way with her!!
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Old 01-25-2007, 10:50 PM   #56
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I started a thread paris, I'll send it to ya
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Awe just walk up to her ask if she wants to screw,,, if she says NO well then that leaves out the blow job too,, but you could ask that too.
Ur funny showtime...afraid of getting slapped...
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Old 01-29-2007, 01:58 AM   #58
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Showtime ...

So here's the scene .. I walk into a bar, pick out a woman whom I'd like to fuck, walk up to her (she's sitting at the bar), tap her on the shoulder, and say ...

"Excuse me, I was looking for a woman to fuck tonight, and to be quite honest, you're the hottest woman in here, and I want to fuck you more than any of the other women in here ... would you like to come back to my room and take me up on that offer?"

So, do you think this would work? Ladies ... does this work for you, or do you need to have it smoothed out somewhat?

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Old 01-29-2007, 10:35 AM   #59
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you do have to smooth it out somewhat
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Take a real good look at the lovely lady you want across the room, stare seductively and then lick your eyebrows. Guaranteed, you got her!
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Old 01-29-2007, 10:41 AM   #61
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Showtime ...

So here's the scene .. I walk into a bar, pick out a woman whom I'd like to fuck, walk up to her (she's sitting at the bar), tap her on the shoulder, and say ...

"Excuse me, I was looking for a woman to fuck tonight, and to be quite honest, you're the hottest woman in here, and I want to fuck you more than any of the other women in here ... would you like to come back to my room and take me up on that offer?"

So, do you think this would work? Ladies ... does this work for you, or do you need to have it smoothed out somewhat?

Comments are always welcome !!!

So how many drinks will this girl have had to not slap you?
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Old 01-29-2007, 12:04 PM   #62
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Showtime ...

So here's the scene .. I walk into a bar, pick out a woman whom I'd like to fuck, walk up to her (she's sitting at the bar), tap her on the shoulder, and say ...

"Excuse me, I was looking for a woman to fuck tonight, and to be quite honest, you're the hottest woman in here, and I want to fuck you more than any of the other women in here ... would you like to come back to my room and take me up on that offer?"

So, do you think this would work? Ladies ... does this work for you, or do you need to have it smoothed out somewhat?

Comments are always welcome !!!
Idon't know about you pal, but that woman would probably rip off my arms (and maybe other parts as well) and beat the holy living s@*% out of me with them. But hey, You got to go with what works for you!

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Old 01-29-2007, 12:12 PM   #63
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Alrighty, for what it's worth. I am not good at picking up women in bars. I tend to be really shy in that type of situation. I think that I would compliment them on their appearance, Try to say somthing witty or funny. Something to start a conversation by and find out a little more about them. Chances are even though that person is attractive they may not be my type.
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Alrighty, for what it's worth. I am not good at picking up women in bars. I tend to be really shy in that type of situation. I think that I would compliment them on their appearance, Try to say somthing witty or funny. Something to start a conversation by and find out a little more about them. Chances are even though that person is attractive they may not be my type.

So your saying that you wouldn't go up to a girl and say "I want to fuck you, do you want to fuck me?" and expect to walk out with her!
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Old 01-29-2007, 12:58 PM   #65
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i noticed that there are a lot of women responding to this thread.....hmmmm
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i havent ever tried to pick up a woman. really i have not. they look into my eyes, they listen to my voice, and they smell the cologne im wearing and in all honesty thats how it starts. then the flirting begins. guys if you want a awsome cologne you might want to stop by victoria secrets and buy very sexy for men the stuff rocks!!!
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Ask her if she's ever seen a grown man naked, if she says no, say "would you like to?", if she say yes, drop your pants and your home free!
That always works for me....When you drop your pants that is...
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Best way to pick up a woman ----- Lie on a flat surface. Grab the woman by her ankles and place the other hand on the rib cage. Now lift as if you are bench pressing. I really found that this is a good way to pick up women. Another option is to have the woman wrap her legs around your waist, and her arms around your neck, and lift slowly, and remember ....... always lift with your legs.
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I would like to be picked up that way....
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The line starts to my left darlin.
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Are there others in line?????
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Who are you waiting for?
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The one who can make me melt....
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ummmmm. that would be me.
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And by the way point....you are first in line.
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