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Old 04-28-2008, 11:39 PM   #1
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And tell us what they taste like.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:42 PM   #2
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ohhhhhhhhhhh you knew i'd love this one....l

I lick torin's nipple...
and she tastes like strawberries
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:42 PM   #3
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Torin tastes like peaches!
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:43 PM   #4
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:43 PM   #5
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Jelly tastes like peant butter.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:45 PM   #6
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Torin tastes like sweet cream butter....
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:46 PM   #7
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PunkyBob tastes like kettle corn.....salty...and sweet
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:49 PM   #8
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PunkyBob tastes like kettle corn.....salty...and sweet

MMmmm...watch me pop, too!

Krystal tastes like a sweet mojito...invigorating
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:55 PM   #9
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Punky tastes like salt water taffy.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:56 PM   #10
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Punky tastes like salt water taffy.
Go on... chew me for a while...

Torin tastes like double vanilla...
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:57 PM   #11
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Punky tastes like Baileys.....just cuz I like Baileys, lol
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:59 PM   #12
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Krystal...mmmm...tastes like Kahlua...
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:02 AM   #13
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Together we'd taste like mudslides.....woohoo!
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I'd rather mud wrestle...


You taste like...honey
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:10 AM   #15
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I do....sometimes

You taste like orange flavored jello....my favorite
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:22 AM   #16
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Krystal tastes like watermelon on a hot day.
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:24 AM   #17
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torin tastes like coconut rum!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:26 AM   #18
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sassy tastes like a hot melted honey cake.......
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:28 AM   #19
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Al taste like honey and I love to lick off honey.
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AL tastes like a cherry lollipop.
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four tastes like 23,642 blowjobs.....wtf??
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krystal tastes like a candy apple
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sassynsweet tastes like honey from a wild honeycomb. Sweet beyond all description, she is the nectar of the Gods!!!
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Geek tastes a little like a cup of HOT Chocolate
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