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Old 06-09-2012, 04:49 AM   #401
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The phone erases all your numbers and you dont have a backup
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Old 06-09-2012, 07:28 AM   #402
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Old 09-16-2017, 10:55 PM   #403
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things get too out of your control and you can do nothing to remedy it.. hate that..
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:36 PM   #404
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Old 12-14-2017, 09:06 PM   #405
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People who mean so much to you can disappear without another word
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Old 12-16-2017, 10:16 AM   #406
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You try so hard to no avail?
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Old 12-16-2017, 10:21 AM   #407
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Old 12-16-2017, 10:30 AM   #408
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Old 12-16-2017, 02:20 PM   #409
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she says she washed, and you forgot to ask with what?
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Old 12-29-2017, 08:35 AM   #410
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Old 12-29-2017, 11:45 AM   #411
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you dream about an ex and it throws you off ALL day.
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Old 12-29-2017, 12:29 PM   #412
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:33 PM   #413
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you get your thang caught in the thing then your thang makes you say FUCKKKKKKKKK
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Old 06-06-2018, 07:52 PM   #414
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..you reach down to scratch your balls and realize you lost them in the divorce?
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Old 06-06-2018, 07:57 PM   #415
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..you reach down to scratch your balls and realize you lost them in the divorce?
Did she get the tip of your penis, too? Is that how you know it grows back?
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:03 PM   #416
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Did she get the tip of your penis, too? Is that how you know it grows back?
one experience is independent from the other... my ex would never touch my penis... part of the reason she's my ex..
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:09 PM   #417
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one experience is independent from the other... my ex would never touch my penis... part of the reason she's my ex..


Guess Iíll wait until story time to hear about the penis experience .
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:02 AM   #418
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:04 AM   #419
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Old 06-19-2018, 01:42 PM   #421
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Old 06-19-2018, 01:48 PM   #422
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You have to stop playing and start the adult thing again?
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Old 06-19-2018, 06:12 PM   #423
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you think things are going good and you ran into a unexpected curve of life.
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