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Old 07-05-2011, 08:45 AM   #1
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After 9 years of marriage I have given up arguing with my wife about how to squeeze...the rool of toothpaste, why waste any and not squeeze it from the bottom up??? So how do you squeeze? Top? Middle? Bottom?
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:47 AM   #2
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Perfectly - from the middle at the start and at the bottom when it is half empty!
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Ha... I squeeze from the bottom leaving the tube nice and neatly - I am so anal about it too...
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I gave up on the idea anyone in my house would ever squeeze it properly and went over to a pump! Seemingly less mess …
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:50 AM   #5
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Ha... I squeeze from the bottom leaving the tube nice and neatly - I am so anal about it too...

a woman after my own heart...is it so hard people to just not make a mess!!!
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:54 AM   #6
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I start by squeezing in the middle, otherwise the top stays messy. Later, I squeeze from the bottom to use it all.
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I don't squeeze..I work it gently from one end to the other with my thumb and forefinger, until a bit leaks out the top.
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:13 AM   #8
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I don't squeeze..I work it gently from one end to the other with my thumb and forefinger, until a bit leaks out the top.
are you sure we are talking about toothpaste here??
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I squeeze it with my hands, from the bottom.
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:20 AM   #10
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I squeeze it with my hands, from the bottom.
I am glad you said hands because I was trying to figure out how to not make a mess by stepping on it with my feet.
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:31 AM   #11
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middle first and then when close to finished start working from the bottom up
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:52 AM   #12
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I do what most seem to do here. I squeeze in the middle then when it is near the end, I work it from the bottom to get the last few bits out.
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:53 AM   #13
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I do what most seem to do here. I squeeze in the middle then when it is near the end, I work it from the bottom to get the last few bits out.
that sounds pain full
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I find it works best when you wrap your hand around it and squeeze lightly while slowly working my hand up towards the tip until I feel like its about to squirt out then squeeze down a bit harder
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I squeeze the top .... just to piss her off.
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I find it works best when you wrap your hand around it and squeeze lightly while slowly working my hand up towards the tip until I feel like its about to squirt out then squeeze down a bit harder
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I find it works best when you wrap your hand around it and squeeze lightly while slowly working my hand up towards the tip until I feel like its about to squirt out then squeeze down a bit harder
Are we still talking about toothpaste?
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start at the bottom and work it up
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From the bottom while cursing everyone else that doesn't.
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I find it works best when you wrap your hand around it and squeeze lightly while slowly working my hand up towards the tip until I feel like its about to squirt out then squeeze down a bit harder
You know how to tease the boys with just a tube of toothpaste ..... That's my girl

I gave up on tubes of toothpaste after the hundredth time of my kids (more my son) squeezing the hell out of it and leaving a mess behind .... Drove me insane .... Only toothpaste pumps in this house
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I squeeze in the middle until it's almost done, the I start at the bottom and work my way to the top
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I gave up on tubes of toothpaste after the hundredth time of my kids (more my son) squeezing the hell out of it and leaving a mess behind .... Drove me insane .... Only toothpaste pumps in this house
wheb you squeeze make sure it fires out the end
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You must have been a bit bored bromie..anyways:

I drive my OCD hubby crazy cuz I don't have a method to my madness. At any given time, I can be squeezing any part of that toothpaste.
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wow, i haven't bought a tube of toothpaste since they came out with colgate max fresh lol, but i did the same as all the rest middle first, then bottom
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