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Old 07-02-2016, 12:18 AM   #1
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In Geneva, Switzerland you can order a blow job with your coffee. Of course that makes your espresso cost $62 but itís all on your Starbucks card anyway so it's cool. Fancier drinks cost more.

Speaking for myself, I generally have 3 coffees over the course of a day. Hold the cream please.

Oh yeah. Get this. Cunilingus isnít even on the menu. Goddam patriarchy.

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Old 07-02-2016, 03:45 PM   #2
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I suppose it would just take a few brave women to come forward and demand that they get their pussy licked while they drink their coffee ! And it will be up on the menu .....fast ! Easy fix
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Old 07-02-2016, 03:48 PM   #3
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I wonder what the drive-thru would be like
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Old 07-02-2016, 03:49 PM   #4
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Why do guys get all the fun, why no pussy licking option to go with my cappuccino
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Old 07-02-2016, 03:51 PM   #5
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Why do guys get all the fun, why no pussy licking option to go with my cappuccino

Fill you cup and I'll handle the pussy licking for you.
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Old 07-02-2016, 04:02 PM   #6
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I thought it said caffeine OR fellatio. I was going to say, oh go on its a Saturday... I'll have some caffeine.
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Old 07-02-2016, 04:31 PM   #7
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I suppose it would just take a few brave women to come forward and demand that they get their pussy licked while they drink their coffee ! And it will be up on the menu .....fast ! Easy fix
I prefer my pussy licking with a shot of Patron
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Old 07-02-2016, 04:38 PM   #8
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I prefer my pussy licking with a shot of Patron
Hell, here is a whole bottle...lets go!
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Old 07-02-2016, 04:46 PM   #9
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But.....they still give you those little stirrers, right? I mean, when you want to mix the sugar in, you don't have to use your....
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Old 07-02-2016, 05:08 PM   #10
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50 Swiss Francs is way over priced. When I"ve passed through Switzerland I do the 2 Franc special. Coffee while a Swiss cow gives you a hoof job.
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Old 07-02-2016, 06:13 PM   #11
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Old 07-02-2016, 07:27 PM   #12
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Old 07-02-2016, 09:10 PM   #13
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So this is legit? This opens up so many questions. Do you get your blowjob while you drink your coffee? And is it from the barista? What if the barista is the same sex as you? What if you're taking your coffee to go? Do you get a coupon for your blowjob?

I'm sitting here scratching my head.
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Old 07-02-2016, 09:15 PM   #14
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So this is legit? This opens up so many questions. Do you get your blowjob while you drink your coffee? And is it from the barista? What if the barista is the same sex as you? What if you're taking your coffee to go? Do you get a coupon for your blowjob?

I'm sitting here scratching my head.
Shouldn't you be checking your passport? Only one way to find out...Ohhh I have coffee also
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Old 07-02-2016, 10:51 PM   #15
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My problem is all those cappuccino's after 10 o'clock keep me awake.
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Old 07-03-2016, 01:02 AM   #16
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But.....they still give you those little stirrers, right? I mean, when you want to mix the sugar in, you don't have to use your....
I'm thinking that coffee must be served in spill proof cups... Just think of all those unintentional spills, possible stains and burned, sensitive flesh... Hmmm... Perhaps they offer a "lick you clean" service too?
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Can you have the coffee after the service? Need something to keep you awake, right?
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Can you have the coffee after the service? Need something to keep you awake, right?
I think you can....or you can opt for a slap in the face.. If you are a kinky dude that is
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I think you can....or you can opt for a slap in the face.. If you are a kinky dude that is
Or if you didn't pay up first...
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Now I really want some coffee.
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Or if you didn't pay up first...
I'm sure that coffee shop security consisting of Fat Tony, Joey the Stabber and Mickie Blue Eyes would ensure that a proper compensation for services rendered was obtained...lol... Yes... I just watched God Father and it shows...
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