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Old 11-28-2017, 11:35 PM   #1
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Midway thru the shower, I realized I still had on my glasses.
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Old 11-28-2017, 11:40 PM   #2
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I ordered extra chilli on my food on a 100 degree day. I'm sweating like a pig and my lips are on fire.
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Old 11-30-2017, 02:18 AM   #3
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A colleague extended a hand out to gesture to me and I shook it.. ugh.
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Old 11-30-2017, 02:28 AM   #4
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Jammed my thumb with a screwdriver while replacing broken starter switch on clothes dryer.
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Old 11-30-2017, 03:02 AM   #5
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Forgot to top up the oil in my car. Rookie move.
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Old 11-30-2017, 04:22 PM   #6
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That you can fix major appliances makes you sexier than ever.
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Old 11-30-2017, 04:24 PM   #7
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gave myself a headache trying to imagine someone in the shower ?
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Old 11-30-2017, 04:27 PM   #8
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Old 11-30-2017, 04:51 PM   #9
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broke a dish in the most bizarre fashion..
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Old 11-30-2017, 05:39 PM   #10
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Raked the leaves after the leaf sucker thingy already came
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Old 11-30-2017, 05:41 PM   #11
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you have a leaf sucker thingy??? I'm jealous... I have to deposit mine in old bags..
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Old 11-30-2017, 05:55 PM   #12
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Admitted that my feelings were hurt. Well, hinted at it. Fortunately recipient clueless as street corner juggler.
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Old 11-30-2017, 06:36 PM   #13
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The city comes once a week to suck them up. It was this morning and I raked this afternoon. Doh!
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Old 11-30-2017, 07:08 PM   #14
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Confucious say: He who rakes late, gets sucked last
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Old 11-30-2017, 09:09 PM   #15
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This thread isnít long enough to tell all the dumbass things I do
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Old 11-30-2017, 09:24 PM   #16
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Got busted while I was checking out the ass of our new project manager....I must say, that man was blessed!!
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:13 PM   #17
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I spent an hour searching in my car last night looking for my cell phone all the time using the flash light on my phone to look for it ...
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Old 12-01-2017, 03:10 PM   #21
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Old 12-01-2017, 03:22 PM   #22
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Woke up wayyyy lateeee
Put a mega dent into my finely honed schedule today
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a response.. a big no no
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