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Old 10-17-2011, 07:29 PM   #1
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Default If you were invisible.

So what would you do if you could become invisible at will?

Now here is the deal.

You can still be felt.
You can still bump into things.
You can still be heard.
You can't walk through walls.
No you can't transfigure!

Its just invisibility.

So what would you do and how would you do it?

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Here is what I would do.

I would find a local grocery store and try to convince people it was haunted. I'd stack cans on the floor when no one was around and push shopping carts down the isle really fast and pinch peoples nipples.

Then I'd make really great ghost sounds and wait for the news crews to show up and pants them.

Oh and I would grab Scobbers boob.
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Old 10-17-2011, 07:31 PM   #2
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I'd stalk my friends at work naked... hehehe... and tease the flirt until he couldn't control himself anymore... now that would be a lot of fun
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I'd stalk my friends at work naked... hehehe... and tease the flirt until he couldn't control himself anymore... now that would be a lot of fun
Ahhhhh

But you have to say how.

Would you walk there naked and invisible or drive there naked and invisible and how would you tease him?
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Old 10-17-2011, 07:35 PM   #4
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Hmmm..I'd like to be a bar of soap in a hott girl's bathtub!
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Ahhhhh

But you have to say how.

Would you walk there naked and invisible or drive there naked and invisible and how would you tease him?

well if you insist...

I would drive there.. then walk around them as they worked... just playing around.. taking hats off.. hiding their tools.. perhaps playing with their tools.. lol.. my flirt... I'd blow on his neck... whisper in his ear... grab his ass... and squeeze... while he is sitting at lunch I'd sit next to him.. close enough so he could feel me... run my hand up his thigh... follow him to the bathroom... take his hand... pull him to a corner and put his hands on me.. let him feel his way... then, I would kiss him... softly and gently... kneel before him... pull him out and lick him for a bit... but, not to finish... nope.. it's just a tease... I'd then just slip away.. drive back home...
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well if you insist...

I would drive there.. then walk around them as they worked... just playing around.. taking hats off.. hiding their tools.. perhaps playing with their tools.. lol.. my flirt... I'd blow on his neck... whisper in his ear... grab his ass... and squeeze... while he is sitting at lunch I'd sit next to him.. close enough so he could feel me... run my hand up his thigh... follow him to the bathroom... take his hand... pull him to a corner and put his hands on me.. let him feel his way... then, I would kiss him... softly and gently... kneel before him... pull him out and lick him for a bit... but, not to finish... nope.. it's just a tease... I'd then just slip away.. drive back home...
Hahahahaha

But wouldn't he think it was a ghost and be freaked out?

Or would he know you by your lick?
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Hahahahaha

But wouldn't he think it was a ghost and be freaked out?

Or would he know you by your lick?

I doubt he would know it's me, we have never gone there.. just flirt like mad at work... but he is a very sexual man, he'd just go for it... I wonder if he would even talk about it... lol.. he sure does have a lot of stories currently
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You can't transfigure.
Wait .... he can be invisible but not be a bar of soap? .... WTF
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Old 10-17-2011, 07:47 PM   #10
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Read the rules!

Bwahahahahah
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I doubt he would know it's me, we have never gone there.. just flirt like mad at work... but he is a very sexual man, he'd just go for it... I wonder if he would even talk about it... lol.. he sure does have a lot of stories currently
You could give him a whole new fetish.

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Awesome!!!!!!!!!
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I would go to political debates and wait for the politicians to lie and smack them upside the head extremely hard....... this of course after checking out various women's locker-rooms and what not .....
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hey, why doesn't he have to elaborate? I call fowl... or foul...
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hey, why doesn't he have to elaborate? I call fowl... or foul...
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How would you hang out? Where? How long. Would you do any touching?
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Because the mirror wouldn't work or you have a thing for picture frames?
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If I were invisible I'd sneek in the bedroom window at Mish Mash's house and while he was on M&F I'd slowly slide under the covers that were over his wife and start to slowly chew on her thighs and lick her clit.....then turn into a bar of fuckin soap and wash her up!!!!
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You are my new best friend.

My wife will have the sheets washed.

Here is your invisibility potion.
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You are my new best friend.

My wife will have the sheets washed.

Here is your invisibility potion.
LOL!!! thanks Mr. Mash! I'm glad you took it as humor, it could've gone either way!!!
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