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Old 06-10-2018, 03:47 PM   #1
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thank god the spots are nearly gone now ?
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:59 PM   #2
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Do you spit or swallow?
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:06 PM   #3
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:17 PM   #4
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my aunty died in this bed you know ?
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:18 PM   #5
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I hope you are as good as my ex
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:39 PM   #6
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I hope you are as good as my ex
Say...I was just thinking the same thing...

....Let the foreplay begin!
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:22 PM   #7
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Oops! Sorry about that smell...I ate beans before..
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:32 PM   #8
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Yes that is a bag to put over your head....much better!
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:33 PM   #9
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Yes that is a bag to put over your head....much better!
Iíll wear a bag if you wear your piggy head
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:42 PM   #10
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I have a groupon...
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:50 PM   #11
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I haven’t bathed in weeks.
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:03 PM   #12
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"Sniff, sniff"
What's that smell?
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:28 PM   #13
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Oh, btw, my dog will think you are attacking me, so no sounds or sudden movements.
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:41 PM   #14
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That's so much like "let's try the Zen of sex."
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Old 06-10-2018, 08:57 PM   #15
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That's so much like "let's try the Zen of sex."
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Old 06-10-2018, 09:00 PM   #16
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Oh, btw, my dog will think you are attacking me, so no sounds or sudden movements.
That would be good for you?
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Old 06-11-2018, 02:28 AM   #17
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Was that good for you too?
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Old 06-11-2018, 04:15 PM   #18
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can we wait for half time !
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Old 06-11-2018, 04:21 PM   #19
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Are you squeamish?
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Old 06-11-2018, 04:42 PM   #20
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Sorry this didn't work last time....! here's hoping.....
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