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Old 06-14-2018, 12:06 AM   #5501
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Roses are red
We're still in bed
Let your freak flag fly
I'll put a patch over my eye
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Old 06-14-2018, 12:35 AM   #5502
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Roses are red
I’ve been gone a while
Who wants to go for a ride
On my smile?
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:47 PM   #5503
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roses are red, some gourds are hollow
I can see by your posts here, you like to swallow
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:50 PM   #5504
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Roses are red
My balls are blue
Please turn over
So I can screw you
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:01 PM   #5505
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Roses are red
How can you sleep
When I'm inside you
Oh so deep
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:44 PM   #5506
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Roses are red,
your eyes ain’t blue
I might be misled
You lack follow through....
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:57 PM   #5507
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Roses are red
Your weenie is stinky
Wash your ass
And I'll kiss your winky
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Old 06-25-2018, 01:47 PM   #5508
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Rose are red
Put your lipstick on
Now get ready
and color my schlong
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Old 06-26-2018, 03:55 AM   #5509
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Roses are red,
she wrote to her DILF.
On the condition that you,
make me your MILF.
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Old 06-27-2018, 07:54 AM   #5510
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Rose are red,
Blindfolds are black
Fool me once, shame
Fool me twice, *crack*
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Old 06-30-2018, 02:47 PM   #5511
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
All those cheesey songs,
I want to sing to you.
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Old 06-30-2018, 02:48 PM   #5512
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Come here baby
I love you
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Old 06-30-2018, 04:58 PM   #5513
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Roses are red
Your thighs are sexy and strong
Climb on up here
And ravage this dong
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Old 07-01-2018, 04:13 PM   #5514
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Roses are Red
That's What You Said
But Changing the Script
That just Leaves Me Dead
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:05 PM   #5515
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Roses are red
Violets are violet.
That doesnt ryhme.
Sue me.
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:57 PM   #5516
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Roses are red
She's cute and bright
Playful and flirty
Makes for a horny night
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:28 AM   #5517
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Roses are red
My dick is long
Will you put out
If I sing you a song?
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Old 07-27-2018, 10:47 AM   #5518
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Roses are red
Friday is here
I'll ride my bike
And only stop for beer
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Old 07-27-2018, 10:53 AM   #5519
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Roses are red
Their leaves are green
You've got the best set
I've ever seen!
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Old 07-27-2018, 10:55 AM   #5520
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Roses are red
I have to go
I'm on the search
For a sexy ho
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Old 07-27-2018, 06:14 PM   #5521
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Roses are red
get in my bed
don't scream for your life
we might wake my wife
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:11 PM   #5522
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Roses are red
When I think about you
I want us to get together
And screw.
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:15 PM   #5523
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Roses are red
Your the gal I would Picka!
Lay back, lose the thong
And give me some of that Chicka!
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:21 PM   #5524
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Roses are red
I was very polite
So she pulled up her skirt
And gave me delight
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Old 07-28-2018, 07:03 AM   #5525
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Roses are red,
like hunny is to Pooh,
Sweet, thick and sticky,
like I am for you.
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