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Old 07-20-2018, 06:53 PM   #63676
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Did you really just say that?
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Old 07-20-2018, 06:59 PM   #63677
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Uh oh. What did I say this time?
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:01 PM   #63678
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Shall I show you?
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:06 PM   #63679
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Will the show get me all hot and bothered?
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:07 PM   #63680
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Would you really enjoy that?
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:13 PM   #63681
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Don't you know I would?
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:14 PM   #63682
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When shall it begin?
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:23 PM   #63683
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Is now a good time?
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:27 PM   #63684
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Is there ever a bad time?
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Old 07-21-2018, 06:32 PM   #63685
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Does anyone know the time?
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Old 07-21-2018, 08:08 PM   #63686
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Do you need a specific time zone?
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Old 07-21-2018, 09:52 PM   #63687
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Do you know the time zone in Tonga?
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Old 07-21-2018, 09:56 PM   #63688
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Is it daylight savings there?
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Old 07-21-2018, 09:57 PM   #63689
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How do you save daylight?
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Old 07-21-2018, 10:02 PM   #63690
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How can you not know that?
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Old 07-21-2018, 10:03 PM   #63691
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Do you put it in a jar for another day when you need more?
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Old 07-21-2018, 11:10 PM   #63692
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Do you walk on it when you're feeling good?
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Old 07-21-2018, 11:11 PM   #63693
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How often would I feel good enough to do that?
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Old 07-22-2018, 12:26 AM   #63694
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Maybe just on Manic Mondays?
Or is that Sundays?
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Old 07-22-2018, 12:34 AM   #63695
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Can we ask the Bangles?
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Old 07-22-2018, 09:55 AM   #63696
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Do we need to bring in an expert?
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Old 07-23-2018, 04:38 AM   #63697
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An expert on what?
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Old 07-23-2018, 08:43 AM   #63698
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Quickly, is anyone here a sexpert?!
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:11 AM   #63699
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Do you need help?
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:32 AM   #63700
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What if it's for a friend?
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