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Old 07-20-2018, 08:05 PM   #1226
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:58 PM   #1227
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:00 PM   #1228
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:17 PM   #1229
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*bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop* *pops gum*
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Old 07-21-2018, 12:02 AM   #1230
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Old 07-21-2018, 07:42 AM   #1231
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luckily we have none of that here..
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Old 08-13-2018, 08:23 PM   #1232
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Old 08-13-2018, 08:33 PM   #1233
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Leave the toilet seat up. That annoys roughly 50% of the population, give or take a few percentage points.
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Old 08-13-2018, 09:46 PM   #1234
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Old 08-13-2018, 09:50 PM   #1235
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blow your cheesy carb belches in their general direction
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:46 PM   #1236
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Smile at them when they are looking ya up and down in a snotty way big toothy grin..
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:49 PM   #1237
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:52 PM   #1238
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Old 08-15-2018, 11:03 AM   #1239
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blow your cheesy carb belches in their general direction
Add the bacon stench or no deal!

Iím hungry now! My fat ass ate a grilled chz for breakfast.
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Old 08-15-2018, 11:27 AM   #1240
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I just turn up on here..seems to work a treat
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Old 08-15-2018, 11:41 AM   #1241
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I just turn up on here..seems to work a treat
Pffft! Hardly. Itís quite the opposite really.

If you live to get under peeps skin....make like a splinter! Slide in deep.

Wait!!!
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Old 08-15-2018, 11:46 AM   #1242
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Pffft! Hardly. Itís quite the opposite really.

If you live to get under peeps skin....make like a splinter! Slide in deep.

Wait!!!
Fersactly!!

Ok..Im waiting..can I carry on sliding now..or has the urge to wipe your feet gone?
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Fersactly!!

Ok..Im waiting..can I carry on sliding now..or has the urge to wipe your feet gone?


Carry on by coming over here and washing my feet. On your knees...if you plz. lol You can say ďJEEEEEZUSĒ...you might be grumbling in all reality, but in my mind...itís role play! Glorify the slut, kind sir!
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Old 08-15-2018, 11:55 AM   #1244
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Carry on by coming over here and washing my feet. On your knees...if you plz. lol You can say ďJEEEEEZUSĒ...you might be grumbling in all reality, but in my mind...itís role play! Glorify the slut, kind sir!


If you think you've found a way to use my well earned vodka..think again baby puppy!

I do have some white spirit in the shed though.....just check your footsies for cuts..it kinda stings a bit
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Old 08-15-2018, 11:59 AM   #1245
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Old 08-23-2018, 06:10 PM   #1246
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I haven't figured that out yet... try as I might...
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Old 08-23-2018, 08:25 PM   #1247
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Old 08-23-2018, 08:26 PM   #1248
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Old 08-23-2018, 08:42 PM   #1250
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