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Old 07-19-2018, 06:03 PM   #17701
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Yup. Ya go with what your good at!!!

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Old 07-19-2018, 06:08 PM   #17702
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false... I make messes! the messier the better!

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Old 07-19-2018, 06:12 PM   #17703
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Not always true.....I enjoy making a mess, and after the mess is made and enjoyed to the fullest, does my ocd kick in


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Old 07-19-2018, 06:18 PM   #17704
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cleaning is not my thing... making a mess is more likely...

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Old 07-19-2018, 06:23 PM   #17705
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Ummmmm not a chance!!!

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Old 07-19-2018, 07:01 PM   #17706
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not gonna say no

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Old 07-19-2018, 07:07 PM   #17707
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Only if I get to use the feather duster!,


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Old 07-19-2018, 07:15 PM   #17708
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oooo... kinky, I like!

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Old 07-19-2018, 07:20 PM   #17709
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Of course, need both hands for all the fun plans ahead.

Tnptp really needs a release
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Old 07-21-2018, 03:17 PM   #17710
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I absolutely do.

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Old 07-21-2018, 03:38 PM   #17711
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Used to be able to as a kid. Doubt I could read music anymore now.


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Old 07-21-2018, 03:49 PM   #17712
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not my thing, sorry

TNPTP likes to swim
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Old 07-21-2018, 03:56 PM   #17713
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Love it!

TNPTP rode a bike in the last week.
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Old 07-21-2018, 04:18 PM   #17714
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yes, but I am not a "cyclist" I just ride around my neighborhood and occasionally to work

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Old 07-21-2018, 06:24 PM   #17715
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No relationship but someone has captured my attention


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Old 07-22-2018, 06:33 AM   #17716
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If coffee qualifies, then yes
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Old 07-22-2018, 02:48 PM   #17717
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Not at all - summer is too short as it is.

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Old 07-22-2018, 05:42 PM   #17718
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Yes, 'Mercy' and very good it was too

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Old 07-22-2018, 06:04 PM   #17719
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Shush, don't let our secret out


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Old 07-22-2018, 06:10 PM   #17720
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Nah i'm all about the sun

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Old 07-22-2018, 06:15 PM   #17721
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Nooo, I hate being cold!


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Old 07-22-2018, 06:17 PM   #17722
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Lots n lots (they're a sign of beauty u know?)

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Old 07-22-2018, 07:57 PM   #17723
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Not a single one

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Old 07-22-2018, 08:16 PM   #17724
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Only one....somewhere

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Old 07-22-2018, 08:32 PM   #17725
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correct... nothing... nada... zilch!

TNPTP is going to see a movie next weekend..
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