Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Junk Drawer

Junk Drawer If you have nothing constructive to say then this is the place to say it. Happy Birthdays would fit well here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 12-06-2017, 04:24 PM   #226
ringaroses
Being Me
 
ringaroses's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: in your fantasy
Age: 57
Posts: 12,816
Thanks: 11,007
Thanked 7,556 Times in 5,642 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceburn View Post
My safe word is "
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"...k ?
Good for you ....Try to remember that tonight
__________________
.There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and I think all those people are worthless dirtballs.
ringaroses is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to ringaroses For This Useful Post:
HeavenlyFreak (12-06-2017), Iceburn (12-06-2017)
Old 12-06-2017, 04:35 PM   #227
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 58
Posts: 47,231
Thanks: 21,448
Thanked 24,607 Times in 19,446 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ringaroses View Post
Good for you ....Try to remember that tonight
Remember what?
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-13-2017, 11:49 AM   #228
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 58
Posts: 47,231
Thanks: 21,448
Thanked 24,607 Times in 19,446 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

Kevin Spacey

Harvey Weinstein
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-13-2017, 03:05 PM   #229
ringaroses
Being Me
 
ringaroses's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: in your fantasy
Age: 57
Posts: 12,816
Thanks: 11,007
Thanked 7,556 Times in 5,642 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like ringaroses Is God Like
Default

People with snoty noses
__________________
.There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and I think all those people are worthless dirtballs.
ringaroses is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to ringaroses For This Useful Post:
Iceburn (12-13-2017)
Old 12-15-2017, 03:30 PM   #230
JerseyGirl
(。♥‿♥。)
 
JerseyGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 51
Posts: 44,303
Thanks: 16,832
Thanked 17,805 Times in 13,860 Posts
JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like
Default

Mother Nature..Really? snow again!!!! you need to get laid
JerseyGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-15-2017, 06:23 PM   #231
Sweet-Tee
#Doin'itmyway
 
Sweet-Tee's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Age: 49
Posts: 14,782
Thanks: 1,526
Thanked 3,031 Times in 2,520 Posts
Blog Entries: 2
Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like Sweet-Tee Is God Like
Default

I am.....

You’ve been warned.
Sweet-Tee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2017, 05:01 AM   #232
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 58
Posts: 47,231
Thanks: 21,448
Thanked 24,607 Times in 19,446 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

Santa's missus
Poor guy only comes once a year..and thats down a bloody chimney!
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2017, 12:54 PM   #233
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 58
Posts: 47,231
Thanks: 21,448
Thanked 24,607 Times in 19,446 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

There's a guy works down the chip shop..swears he's Elvis

He's a c8nt
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2017, 12:55 PM   #234
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 58
Posts: 47,231
Thanks: 21,448
Thanked 24,607 Times in 19,446 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

Oh!..and to keep it seasonal

Bob Geldof.
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Iceburn For This Useful Post:
Bratty (12-21-2017)
Old 01-04-2018, 03:14 PM   #235
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 58
Posts: 47,231
Thanks: 21,448
Thanked 24,607 Times in 19,446 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

ShitznGiggles is..but only because I didnt want her to be excluded from this thread

Im sure she has a list...and Im probably on it
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Iceburn For This Useful Post:
ShitznGigglez (01-05-2018)
Old 01-04-2018, 06:09 PM   #236
MishMash
Fire Starter
 
MishMash's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Kansas
Age: 45
Posts: 11,895
Thanks: 5,056
Thanked 7,133 Times in 4,447 Posts
MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like MishMash Is God Like
Default

I'm jist a girl who c8n't say 'No'
Kissin's my favorite food!
With or without the mistletoe
I'm in a holiday mood!

I C8n't Say No - from Oklahoma
__________________
You've been very bad...go to my hut!

Last edited by MishMash; 01-04-2018 at 06:26 PM.
MishMash is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to MishMash For This Useful Post:
Iceburn (01-11-2018)
Old 01-11-2018, 12:33 PM   #237
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 58
Posts: 47,231
Thanks: 21,448
Thanked 24,607 Times in 19,446 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

The Australian who brought that c8nting flu over here.
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2018, 04:03 PM   #238
HeavenlyFreak
Sui Generis
 
HeavenlyFreak's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Cloud 9- “Don’t take life too seriously, you will never get out alive.”
Age: 50
Posts: 9,252
Thanks: 5,189
Thanked 3,575 Times in 2,892 Posts
HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like HeavenlyFreak Is God Like
Default

Found this somewhere in the bowels of internet :
“You've been upgraded from bitch to cunt
not a slut
not a ho
you don't even blow
but your ugly shows
when your emotions grow

you're not a trick
it's not a stunt
I'm gonna light this blunt
and think about your upgrade
from bitch to cunt”
__________________
Strangeness and Charm
HeavenlyFreak is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to HeavenlyFreak For This Useful Post:
Iceburn (01-11-2018), JerseyGirl (01-13-2018)
Old 01-11-2018, 04:07 PM   #239
leggy
*..*
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 14,201
Thanks: 3,992
Thanked 3,356 Times in 2,638 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

It does live. It doesnt have a specific name.
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2018, 04:09 PM   #240
Iceburn
Thread Terrorist
 
Iceburn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: In the land of Naughty Sneakies
Age: 58
Posts: 47,231
Thanks: 21,448
Thanked 24,607 Times in 19,446 Posts
Blog Entries: 16
Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like Iceburn Is God Like
Default

Anyone who doesnt answer PM's
__________________
~ A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none ~
Iceburn is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Iceburn For This Useful Post:
disturbiagirl (01-13-2018)
Old 01-13-2018, 04:23 PM   #241
Amonte
Imma Rough Boy
 
Amonte's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 42
Posts: 20,119
Thanks: 7,861
Thanked 5,595 Times in 4,604 Posts
Blog Entries: 7
Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like
Default

Me

fuck it
Amonte is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2018, 09:19 PM   #242
JerseyGirl
(。♥‿♥。)
 
JerseyGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 51
Posts: 44,303
Thanks: 16,832
Thanked 17,805 Times in 13,860 Posts
JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like
Default

a certain old bag
JerseyGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2018, 09:25 PM   #243
disturbiagirl
💜PrincessHotLips💜
 
disturbiagirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: CastleBananaHammock
Age: 49
Posts: 30,136
Thanks: 9,216
Thanked 8,635 Times in 5,933 Posts
Blog Entries: 9
disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like
Default

I have to have complete and utter dislike for someone to use that word... and there's only been 2 that I can recall
__________________

If we only have this moment, let's make it last
disturbiagirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2018, 12:02 AM   #244
Ivan
Lover ... of donuts
 
Ivan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Europe / USA
Age: 60
Posts: 11,654
Thanks: 5,120
Thanked 6,318 Times in 3,867 Posts
Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like Ivan Is God Like
Default

There's a slang word in Italian for C8nt, but it sounds very similar to the word for figs. And unfortunately I've said C8nt a few times when I really meant figs.

"Oh, what a very tasty C8nt that was!"
Ivan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2018, 12:25 AM   #245
disturbiagirl
💜PrincessHotLips💜
 
disturbiagirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: CastleBananaHammock
Age: 49
Posts: 30,136
Thanks: 9,216
Thanked 8,635 Times in 5,933 Posts
Blog Entries: 9
disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like disturbiagirl Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivan View Post
There's a slang word in Italian for C8nt, but it sounds very similar to the word for figs. And unfortunately I've said C8nt a few times when I really meant figs.

"Oh, what a very tasty C8nt that was!"
that's quite a compliment Ivan!!
__________________

If we only have this moment, let's make it last
disturbiagirl is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to disturbiagirl For This Useful Post:
Ivan (01-14-2018)
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:31 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.