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Old 02-10-2014, 01:46 PM   #26
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a "true friends" thread on the internet...priceless!
And how does this differ from RL friends Tom?

Apart from the fact that you cant punch them in the mouth when they fck you over?
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Old 02-10-2014, 02:12 PM   #31
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aww...I really like you, friend, as far as you're concerned and don't believe the filthy LIES that other people might tell you about all the things i've been saying about you behind your back!
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Old 02-10-2014, 02:15 PM   #33
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And how does this differ from RL friends Tom?

Apart from the fact that you cant punch them in the mouth when they fck you over?
here's my tip...if the only "address" you know them to be at has an @ sign and a ".com" at the end, then they aren't a "true friend".
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aww...I really like you, friend, as far as you're concerned and don't believe the filthy LIES that other people might tell you about all the things i've been saying about you behind your back!
I won't ever believe them, nothing can ever break the internet bond between two brothers. I always felt like I was a wolfpack of one and then I saw you being an ass and I knew my wolfpack had grown by one, to two.
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here's my tip...if the only "address" you know them to be at has an @ sign and a ".com" at the end, then they aren't a "true friend".

http://www.ILovetowatchlesbians.com has always been a friend to me?
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I won't ever believe them, nothing can ever break the internet bond between two brothers. I always felt like I was a wolfpack of one and then I saw you being an ass and I knew my wolfpack had grown by one, to two.
thank you for detailing out the math for "1+1=2", dumbass.
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I won't ever believe them, nothing can ever break the internet bond between two brothers. I always felt like I was a wolfpack of one and then I saw you being an ass and I knew my wolfpack had grown by one, to two.
Stop quoting the "Hangover" Tex..the jig is up!
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Stop quoting the "Hangover" Tex..the jig is up!
I bet you have masturbated on an airplane haven't you?
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I bet you have masturbated on an airplane haven't you?
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Even if your late because your not done with their husband???? That's a friend!!
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I like this one, but I'd say it a little different. True friends you would LET pick your kids up at school.
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