Reasons To Hate America - Page 2

CreativeByDesign · 03-10-2014, 07:13 PM

Bieber is a Canuck, dammit!!

Iceburn · 03-10-2014, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CreativeByDesign

Bieber is a Canuck, dammit!!

Yeah yeah,,its been done..sheesh!

CreativeByDesign · 03-10-2014, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Iceburn

Yeah yeah,,its been done..sheesh!

Unfortunately not enough to deport his ass...yet!

sexilicious · 03-10-2014, 07:17 PM

twerking....now my daughters doing it thnks america...

MisterSinister · 03-10-2014, 07:22 PM

One Direction. Oooh wait, those fools are from London.

Ivan · 03-12-2014, 08:33 PM

The funny thing about America is that it's like a huge island that's isolated from the rest of the world. That dawned on me as I was watching the weather report one evening. The weather map displayed temperatures for many cities. Yet, Canada was just this blanked out area as though it didn't exist. And that might explain why so few could answer a simple question like, "What's the national capital of Canada?"

Violetsrblue · 03-12-2014, 08:51 PM

Walmart & the people therein

Fwd40s · 03-12-2014, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AdeleP

twerking....now my daughters doing it thnks america...

I have no idea what that is but I would love to twerk with you

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 08:55 PM

I'm staying out of this....they have big enough complex as it

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 09:00 PM

I read somewhere ...no no I made it up a while back I think but

87% of Americans can't find the United States on a map

Fwd40s · 03-12-2014, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cotties

I read somewhere ...no no I made it up a while back I think but

87% of Americans can't find the United States on a map

I thought the whole map is us ?

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 09:08 PM

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I thought the whole map is us ?

Just the blue bits buddy...just the blue bits

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 09:12 PM

They feed half the starving people in Africa each year just to keep local price of wheat down.

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 09:14 PM

Something like 60 percent of Americans claim to speak to God everyday...thank goodness that doesn't hold up in court in most states.

oldandnaked · 03-12-2014, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Violetsrblue

reality TV

If my memory serves me correctly America's first reality TV show was Survivor which was produced by a Brit and originally aired in Sweden.

BTW, I love that show.

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 09:29 PM

Something like 86% of all anus probes performed by aliens accur in America each year.

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 09:31 PM

tv sucks at the moment

oldandnaked · 03-12-2014, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Fwd40s

I thought the whole map is us ?

So do a number of our right wing politicians. They demonstrate it by feeling the need to step in militarily anywhere and anytime there's a conflict.

oldandnaked · 03-12-2014, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cotties

Something like 60 percent of Americans claim to speak to God everyday...thank goodness that doesn't hold up in court in most states.

What's really scary is 40% of them hear him speak back.

SusanG · 03-12-2014, 09:34 PM

I love this county, sorry

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 09:34 PM

Their GAS as we'll call it is cheaper than nearly everywhere in the world

and the last 50 price hikes have all been down to you guys pissing people off

.Cotties · 03-12-2014, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by oldandnaked

What's really scary is 40% of them hear him speak back.

yep that what I meant but tend to exagerate....I mean talk about passing the buck when it comes to listening to the crazy voices in our head

oldandnaked · 03-12-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Cotties

Their GAS as we'll call it is cheaper than nearly everywhere in the world

and the last 50 price hikes have all been down to you guys pissing people off

Just our way of encouraging the development and use of cleaner greener energy. You'll thank us in the long run.

hijiller · 03-12-2014, 09:46 PM

We spend all this money on NTSB investigators, and where are they? On vacation in Malaysia probably staying in fancy hotel, drinking beer after they help organize the plane search.

oldandnaked · 03-12-2014, 09:48 PM

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We spend all this money on NTSB investigators, and where are they? On vacation in Malaysia probably staying in fancy hotel, drinking beer after they help organize the plane search.

In their defense, Malaysian beer is mighty tasty.

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sexilicious Flirting God Join Date: Jun 2012 Age: 39 Posts: 6,561 Thanks: 3,108 Thanked 2,416 Times in 1,709 Posts	twerking....now my daughters doing it thnks america... __________________ Sexilicious

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MisterSinister Subpar Legend Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Tatooine Age: 36 Posts: 12,421 Thanks: 4,671 Thanked 6,155 Times in 4,682 Posts	One Direction. Oooh wait, those fools are from London. __________________ *Progressively Regressing.*

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SusanG Flirting God Join Date: Jan 2014 Age: 44 Posts: 2,155 Thanks: 661 Thanked 924 Times in 667 Posts	I love this county, sorry __________________ -- The girl called Susan

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03-12-2014, 08:33 PM	#31
Ivan Flirting God Join Date: May 2010 Location: Europe / USA Age: 60 Posts: 11,970 Thanks: 5,240 Thanked 6,493 Times in 3,971 Posts	The funny thing about America is that it's like a huge island that's isolated from the rest of the world. That dawned on me as I was watching the weather report one evening. The weather map displayed temperatures for many cities. Yet, Canada was just this blanked out area as though it didn't exist. And that might explain why so few could answer a simple question like, "What's the national capital of Canada?"

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.Cotties Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 44 Posts: 37,266 Thanks: 1,413 Thanked 5,684 Times in 4,376 Posts Blog Entries: 4	I'm staying out of this....they have big enough complex as it

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.Cotties Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 44 Posts: 37,266 Thanks: 1,413 Thanked 5,684 Times in 4,376 Posts Blog Entries: 4	I read somewhere ...no no I made it up a while back I think but 87% of Americans can't find the United States on a map

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.Cotties Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 44 Posts: 37,266 Thanks: 1,413 Thanked 5,684 Times in 4,376 Posts Blog Entries: 4	They feed half the starving people in Africa each year just to keep local price of wheat down.

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.Cotties Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 44 Posts: 37,266 Thanks: 1,413 Thanked 5,684 Times in 4,376 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Something like 60 percent of Americans claim to speak to God everyday...thank goodness that doesn't hold up in court in most states.

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.Cotties Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 44 Posts: 37,266 Thanks: 1,413 Thanked 5,684 Times in 4,376 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Something like 86% of all anus probes performed by aliens accur in America each year.

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.Cotties Flirting Guest I Love It Here Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 44 Posts: 37,266 Thanks: 1,413 Thanked 5,684 Times in 4,376 Posts Blog Entries: 4	tv sucks at the moment

03-12-2014, 09:46 PM	#49
hijiller One foot on land, one on Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a New York state of mind Age: 43 Posts: 27,867 Thanks: 10,515 Thanked 12,082 Times in 8,265 Posts Blog Entries: 3	We spend all this money on NTSB investigators, and where are they? On vacation in Malaysia probably staying in fancy hotel, drinking beer after they help organize the plane search.