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Old 05-21-2018, 03:18 PM   #1276
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On my back and over the sheets...I got home late so I knocked out as soon as my head hit the pillow.
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Old 05-23-2018, 12:30 AM   #1277
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Horribly.. So why cant I sleep now?
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:04 AM   #1278
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Evidently not so well...
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Old 05-23-2018, 08:46 AM   #1279
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Iíve slept better, but Iíve also slept worse.
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:30 PM   #1280
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A little bit , hoping tonight will be better
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:07 AM   #1281
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Meh.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:09 AM   #1282
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with my eyes closed while lying on a bed..
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:14 AM   #1283
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sprawled out like a kid. I woke up with my cell phone on my forehead and my cat snoring
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:19 AM   #1284
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I got woken up in the middle of the night...but then slept deep.
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Old 07-15-2018, 02:21 AM   #1285
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I'm more worried about tonight.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:38 PM   #1286
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Not well at all. Might drink a bit of Nyquil tonight.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:50 PM   #1287
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I'm more worried about tonight.
Why?..what happens on Wednesday nights in your corner of the world?
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:51 PM   #1288
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Like a baby!

Woke up crying every two hours with a need to suck on a tit
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:06 PM   #1289
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Like a little angel. Only woke a couple of times to go pee .
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:14 PM   #1290
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Morning was far far worse.
Or better.
Depending on the point of view.
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:18 PM   #1291
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Morning was far far worse.
Or better.
Depending on the point of view.
That invites questions...

I was restless all night long
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:23 PM   #1292
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Super awesome fantastic

for 4 whoppin' hours
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:07 PM   #1293
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It’s a big hot here in the UK so all a bit sweaty xx not good x
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:20 PM   #1294
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Kinda yucky. I got up in the middle of the night and somehow got a splinter in my foot. Some amateur surfer this morning and I'm fit as a fiddle
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:41 PM   #1295
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weirdly
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Old 07-19-2018, 02:16 PM   #1296
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Really good but I had some vivid dreams as I often do when not using weed. In one dream I was a recent widower and hardcore flirting with a group of single ladies at work who were being really nice to me because of my loss. I’m not sharing that dream with W.
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:53 PM   #1297
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fitfully. cant seem to shut my eyes again once they pop open
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:36 PM   #1298
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Really good for the 3 1/2 hrs I got
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:42 PM   #1299
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ok , about 4 hours and that haunting dream kept coming back so I got up
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:49 PM   #1300
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Not in my own bed so not wonderfully.
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