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Old 07-11-2018, 12:15 PM   #51
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I set myself on fire once...has that cheered you up any?
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:21 PM   #52
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Can you set someone else on fire?
Your wish is my commode
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:32 PM   #53
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THIS is why I heart you
I have a set of real sharp knifes too..just point and accuse
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:47 PM   #55
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I have a set of real sharp knifes too..just point and accuse
And done. *queue The F Word theme song*
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:58 PM   #56
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Someone just ups and disappears without a word..what is that shit?
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:22 PM   #57
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:17 PM   #58
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Old 07-18-2018, 06:47 PM   #60
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:30 AM   #61
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People that walk around hurting others with their bad choices, lies, deceptions etc. and still play the victim in the story they create in their head
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:19 AM   #63
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:20 AM   #64
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:01 AM   #65
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people make assumptions and then tell you what you're going to do... sometimes I just do it.. evidently I have a lot of spite
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people make assumptions and then tell you what you're going to do... sometimes I just do it.. evidently I have a lot of spite
You are going to smile , feel wonderful , be happy , and have a GREAT week ! ( Ha Ö take that ! )
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My mother is so pessimistic about everything. UGH....how did I possibly get my lovely flowery princess personality full of rainbows and puppies?!
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Did your nose grow,,just a lil bit just then?
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Did your nose grow,,just a lil bit just then?
Uh, no?! You don't think I'm a big bag of sunshine with a side of puppies and rainbows? WTH?!
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Uh, no?! You don't think I'm a big bag of sunshine with a side of puppies and rainbows? WTH?!
Um...no?..I was kinda hoping for leather...ballgags....and a "fuckme" smile?

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I put away the puppies and rainbows at night and bring out my alter-ego.
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I put away the puppies and rainbows at night and bring out my alter-ego.
Good girl!

Now go get the hot wax!..I have......um...plans
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